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Andy Askren ๐ŸŒŠ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ โ›ฐ๏ธ retweeted
Replying to @EastEndJoe
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Andy Askren ๐ŸŒŠ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ โ›ฐ๏ธ retweeted
This is very funny. And sad but true.
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Andy Askren ๐ŸŒŠ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ โ›ฐ๏ธ retweeted
Kennedy: This is a photograph of the alien from the movie "Alien." This is what you could end up looking like if you eat some of the raw frozen shrimp being sent to the United States by other countries. How could you end up looking like the alien in the "Alien"? Because the shrimp was radioactive.
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Andy Askren ๐ŸŒŠ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ โ›ฐ๏ธ retweeted
I am willing to meet Zelensky the way Trump is willing to release the Epstein files.
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Andy Askren ๐ŸŒŠ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ โ›ฐ๏ธ retweeted
Replying to @GovPressOffice
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Andy Askren ๐ŸŒŠ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ โ›ฐ๏ธ retweeted
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Andy Askren ๐ŸŒŠ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ โ›ฐ๏ธ retweeted
Millions of desperate people want to cross their northern border, illegally if necessary, to live in a land with more freedom and opportunity. You see where Iโ€™m going with this.
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Andy Askren ๐ŸŒŠ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ โ›ฐ๏ธ retweeted
Kamala Harris approaching reporters: Whatcha got?
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Andy Askren ๐ŸŒŠ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ โ›ฐ๏ธ retweeted
Like this video if you cry every time. ๐Ÿฅบ #ParisOlympics
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Andy Askren ๐ŸŒŠ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ โ›ฐ๏ธ retweeted
Fucking traitor.
Trump: By the way I would like to congratulate Vladimir Putin for having made yet another great deal. Did you see the deal we made?
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Andy Askren ๐ŸŒŠ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ โ›ฐ๏ธ retweeted
Itโ€™s really dumb that parrots live to be about 80 years old while dogs barely get to live to be teenagersโ€ฆ who made these rules!? โ€“ at Seattle, WA
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Andy Askren ๐ŸŒŠ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ โ›ฐ๏ธ retweeted
Huh. A million views in two hours. Give me a TV show.
Here's a brief explainer on the concept of "the linear passage of time" and also "basic reporting techniques" for my friends over at Fox News. I can't believe this is necessary.
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Andy Askren ๐ŸŒŠ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ โ›ฐ๏ธ retweeted
Wow. This is an actual quote from GOP Rep John Curtis of #UT03, re: passing legislation to restrict abortion: โ€œI wish, as a man, I didnโ€™t have to make this decision. I wish women could make this decision.โ€ ๐Ÿคฏ Make him super famous. #utpol
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Andy Askren ๐ŸŒŠ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ โ›ฐ๏ธ retweeted
She just deleted it but the internet is forever.
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Andy Askren ๐ŸŒŠ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ โ›ฐ๏ธ retweeted
Thereโ€™s no single threat more significant to our future than climate change. SCOTUSโ€™ #WVvEPA ruling makes it even more critical for companies & consumers to take action together โ€” we canโ€™t allow this decision to result in a planet less habitable for our kids & future generations.
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Andy Askren ๐ŸŒŠ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ โ›ฐ๏ธ retweeted
Maybe someday, women in America will have as many rights as guns do.
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Andy Askren ๐ŸŒŠ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ โ›ฐ๏ธ retweeted
what kind of shithole country gives more rights to a gun than to a woman
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Andy Askren ๐ŸŒŠ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ โ›ฐ๏ธ retweeted
โ€œWhite Privilegeโ€: Allow me to clarify that commonly misunderstood term. As we prepare to honor #Juneteenth, acknowledging the racial wrongdoings of former America, letโ€™s also make sure we understand present America, so that we can have a greater future America.
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Andy Askren ๐ŸŒŠ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ โ›ฐ๏ธ retweeted
Yes, and I flew an invisible plane on screen but still support abiding by the laws of air traffic (and physics). Do people really not understand reality vs. fiction?
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Andy Askren ๐ŸŒŠ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ โ›ฐ๏ธ retweeted
At the NRA Convention someone told us that hammers are used to kill more people than guns. So we looked up the stats in front of them.
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