Birdland
Joined October 2024
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Bert is building something big for EnterBertainment and your favourite XRPL project is not in it.
Yet.
Projects and influencers: reply "PUT ME IN BERT"
No, we won't say what it is. But we will say it’s Schizo Bertastic
ONLY FLY.
bert-hom.com
XRPL Trench wars is LIVE 🐔
XRPL MEME TRENCH WARS is LIVE 🪖
Built by me and hosted on the Bert website. Something fun for XRPL meme fans to enjoy (I hope?)
A free Command & Conquer style war game where the XRPL's top meme projects fight it out. Pick your army, build a base, mine kabbage, smash the enemy. No download. Works on ur phone.
10 armies, 10 styles:
🐔 $Bert @thebertcoin
🐻 $FUZZY @fuzzy_xrp
🔥 $PHNIX @phnix_xrp
🛡️ $ARMY @Army_XRP589
💧 $DROP @drop_xrp
😈 $666 @666memecoin
🎩 $BEAR @BearXRPL
🏧 $ATM @ATM_xrpl
🐶 $XRdoge @XRdoge_Army
💡 $FLIPPY @flippy589
Same stats for every team. Only the LOOKS change.
How your community wins:
1. Log in with Xaman (Your XRPL address is your ID)
2. Pick your fav project's team for the season
3. Every battle you finish earns KABBAGE for your team's war chest
4. Watch your project climb DA WAR CHEST leaderboard
🗓️ The first FRYDAY WAR: Friday 6 Nov, 7:30PM UK. All 10 teams' war chests build their bases and armies, then they fight ONE big battle, live on the Bert site. Every Friday after that. The more your community plays this week, the bigger your army 💪
⚔️ 1v1 online battles, meme vs meme, coming soon.
No faking it: the server replays every battle before it pays out, and daily caps mean the most ACTIVE community wins, not the biggest wallet. Logging in never sends funds and Bert will NEVER ask for your seed. No token prizes, just bragging rights 👑
Projects: rally your holders, it's your army on the line 🫡 Got art you want in the game? Send it over and i'll swap it in.
It's beta, so tell me what breaks 👇
bert-hom.com/enterbertainmen…
No sell. Only fight. 🐔
Bert luv Likquid-titty.
⚡ XRPL Alpha Memes Watchlist
📊 Ranked by TVL/Market Cap ratio:
⚡ 15%+ → Ultra rare 💎
🔥 10-15% → Elite
✅ 5-10% → Solid
⚠️ <5% → Hidden (slippage risk)
Filtered: ≥$250K MC · ≥100 days · ≥250 holders
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ALT XRPL memecoins ranked by liquidity ratio: BURN 43.5%, BERT 22.9%, PROFIT 22.7%, TEDDY 21.7%, ATM 21.4%, FARM 19.8%, SEAL 19.1%, TOTO 16.3%, GOAT 15.7%, BEAR 15.5%, ARMY 13.1%, SLT 12.8%, CULT 12.0%, SPY 11.7%, XOX 11.4%, SIGMA 10.8%, SCHMECKLES 10.3%, PHNIX 8.7%, DROP 8.4%, BWIF 8.4%, 589 8.1%, TIME 7.9%, SPC 7.0%, FUZZY 6.7%, BCHAMP 5.2%
Happy birthday to Bert the bird 🎂
2 years on the XRPL ledger since launch…
We are still here fam 🐔🐔
We are still cooking 🧑🍳
We are still Bert’ing the FU🔥
📢 ROLL CALL 4 DA DOUBTERS
"bert iz ded" ❌ bert iz napping
"bert iz just a bird" ✅
BERT HOM IZ LIVE. dis iz phase 1. da warm up. da egg before da egg.
ENTERBERTAINMENT iz next and it iz gonna be BIG, DUMB and VERY SCHIZO 🐔🚀
bert-hom.com
no sell. only fly. BERT
BERT LAWNTCH IN 5 HOURZ 🚀
EnterBertainment iz cummin.
bert has:
- a rocket
- no licence
- 589 litres of Fly High Juice
- zero plan 4 landing
strap in berthren. jeets stay on da ground. Bert 🐔
🐔 Bert mite lawtch the thing tomrow
Mite not
Depens if the hens are happy
I drink some fly high juice and let da XRPL no
Final warning. 🐔
It is almost here. Days. Maybe HOURS. Bert refuses to say.
Charge your phone. Cancel your plans. Tell your family you love them.
When it drops, the XRPL becomes a BIRD CHAIN.
Get ready to klik.
589.
🚨 XRPL EMERGENCY BROADCAST 🚨
Something is coming. The BIGGEST thing since the XRPL launched.
Scientists are screaming. Jeets are hiding. Da ledger is SHAKING.
Nobody can stop him.
BERT IS BIRD.
NO SELL ONLY FLY
BAWK. SOON. 🐔
