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Skinny, but deceptively dangerous. Pilot, explorer, engineer, lover. Content creator and collaborator. Exhibitionist. Playing Downtown Vegas Nightly.

Downtown Las Vegas
Joined January 2025
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Ok this was definitely a competition for who could get the first drone jdam kill
They tried to do WHAT ☠️☠️☠️☠️
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thecaptainlv retweeted
Seeing the same people who always talked about wanting Fully Automated Luxury Space Communism instantly pivot to "We hate AI >:( No datacenters >:( You should have to LABOR to create things >:(" is what made me realize that like ~80% of people are meant to be Slaves
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thecaptainlv retweeted
You Can See Everything: 2 Huang 2 Furious
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Analog techno is the thing.
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These are the positions I hold that actually affect who I vote for - Fuck you, don't touch my guns - Fuck you, stop protecting pedophiles - Fuck you, stop letting in terrorists - Fuck you, stop alienating young white men in order to create the violent extremists you claim to fear - Fuck you, stop censoring my speech - Fuck you, stop engineering mass shootings - Fuck you all for the rest of your lives for everything related to COVID - Fuck you, stop releasing habitual violent felons - Fuck you, stop refusing to prosecute interracial crime in cities as a form of segregation in order to more effectively maintain your partisan vice grip on the black vote - Fuck you, don't kneecap our AI progress - Fuck you, stop collaborating with China - Fuck you, don't exclude me from the job market based on my race and gender - Fuck you, stop hiring H1-Bs - Fuck you, stop giving my money to african pirates - Fuck you, stop giving my money to Israel - Fuck you, stop giving my money to Ukraine
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Well that’s enough internet for today 😂😂😂😂
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thecaptainlv retweeted
Seeing new @NASA X planes again is too awesome! 😎
X-59 and F-15 landing at DAB today
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NASA’s Max Power was a bust for me today, so I went down to the Space Force museum instead. This is only the small public museum at the Sands Space History Center, there’s a lot more stuff if you can book a curated tour of the historic launch complexes.
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thecaptainlv retweeted
Boeing X-32 (Eggplane version) #WonderfestUS #Momocon
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There are literally 100s of thousands of people across the west who have knowingly and openly accepted funds, power, and sexual favors to betray their country for foreign powers. Every single one of them deserves a rope according to existing law
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thecaptainlv retweeted
PLEASE NOTE AIPAC changed their name to: UNITED DEMOCRACY PROJECT DO NOT SLEEP ON THIS ONE
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If anyone knows who this family is I’ll send them a gun myself since @DaveRamsey is evidently not sure it’s a good idea.
Gabby and her husband are thinking about pulling money from their emergency fund to buy a gun after a stranger banged on their door at 11 p.m. She called in to The Ramsey Show for advice on whether that’s what the fund is for.
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Yeah....I think it's time. Also why does this go so fucking hard?!
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This guy! Shout out to Uncle Sam's Misguided Children for producing the Citibank security officer who handled business when he got the call! Semper fi!
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thecaptainlv retweeted
Skunkworking the Kern River 🦨🦨🦨 #f117 #f117nighthawk #stealth
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Okay. This is how you paint a F-35C!
VMFA-115 may have the sweetest color bird on the planet! 🔥🦅🇺🇸 #F35 #Charlie
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thecaptainlv retweeted
Mood
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thecaptainlv retweeted
Replying to @1864Memes
The NVGOP is completely worthless much less how worthless the Clark County GOP is as well. The Republicans controlling the narrative in NV are complete garbage that includes Michael McDonald. Thankfully Amodei is gone forever. Now is the Republicans in NV can only separate themselves from the dual citizens and Miriam money, the State might have a chance.
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Every GOP strategist, consultant, and candidate should be forced to participate in a role-playing exercise this morning. Your name is Bob. You’re a 49-year-old blue-collar worker in Ohio. You’ve always struggled to make ends meet. The good jobs were all shipped to China and the few remaining pay a pittance wage, undercut by endless illegal labor. You’re a 3x Trump voter because you believed he would finally make America great again. You put your son through Ohio State. He graduated cum laude in computer science. You couldn’t have been prouder. After months searching, he landed an entry-level job at Microsoft. Beneath his qualifications, but a good start for a smart kid. Then he got laid off. That same month, Microsoft applied for 150,000 more H-1B visas because it can’t find qualified Americans. Your son has spent six months back in his childhood bedroom, sending hundreds of applications without landing an interview. On TV, Trump boasts about the greatest economy in history and how many women and minorities are finding jobs. You decide a father-son steak night might cheer him up. Gas is $4.50 a gallon. Filling your truck costs over $100. At Kroger, ribeyes are $30/lb. You settle for hamburger, even though 70/30 ground beef still costs $10+. At checkout, a fat black woman is screaming at the cashier because her EBT will only cover most of the filet mignon and lobster in her cart. You think to yourself how the Iran war has made everything expensive, but at least we’re stopping their nuclear bomb. You weren’t even sure where Iran was before you googled it after we first bombed them in March. After dinner, you take your son to the county fair. Half the people aren’t speaking English. Virtually none of the crowd looks like you. You’re forced to leave early after a “teen takeover” turns violent. A foreign born judge pledges none of them will go to jail. Back home, you turn on the TV. Vivek Ramaswamy is lecturing the crowd about American mediocrity and why Ohio needs more foreign talent. Your son grows upset. You change the channel. Now a Republican surrogate, the daughter of a governor or wife of an elderly billionaire, explains that young White men are the REAL welfare queens. They’d rather play videogames in their parents’ basements than work. Your son says nothing. He just goes back to his childhood bedroom. You turn off the TV. Then your neighbor starts blasting reggaeton and cracking open Modelos. He brought his cousin’s family from Mexico to help with all the minority-business contracts his construction firm keeps winning. Tonight they’re celebrating his nephew’s birth, the family’s first birthright American citizen. You sit alone in your living room. You worked hard, paid taxes, obeyed the law, and raised your son to do everything right. You voted Republican again and again because you believed somebody in Washington would finally fight for you. Instead, your wages are stagnant. Groceries are unaffordable. Your community is unrecognizable. Your country is fighting another foreign war. And upstairs, the son you sacrificed everything for is lying awake in the bedroom he slept in at twelve, wondering what the heck he’s even supposed to do with his life now. Every time you turn on the TV, the Republicans you elected are either congratulating themselves or explaining why you and your son are the problem. For ten years, they told you America’s future depended on your vote. Now you aren’t even sure America has a future worth defending. The Republican Party needs to answer one simple question this morning: You’ve spent a decade demanding Bob’s loyalty. You’ve given him stagnant wages, unaffordable groceries, another foreign war, and a son who did everything right but can’t find work. And when they complain, you call them lazy, entitled, and racist. What possible reason have you given Bob and his son to vote Republican? Do you honestly think you deserve their vote?
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thecaptainlv retweeted
If you’re in line for your PPP loan to open a Somali daycare STAY IN LINE
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