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Arvell Reese in Week 9: 12 total tackles 10 solo 3 sacks 3 TFLs
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Jalen Brunson tonight: 31 PTS 6 REB 9 AST Only Luka & SGA have more 30-point games so far this month.
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God I love my basketball team
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This is a top 3 playoff walk down of the 2020s
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I saw Jalen Brunson do this in the playoffs #NotMoved
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Why did opening instagram start pausing your music?
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It's pretty cool that KAT is just a good defender now
The only rim protection landscape you need Rim Deterrence vs oRim Diff FG% Rim deterrence = the on/off swing of your opponents rim freq when players on the court How accurate does this feel?
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Jalen Brunson as 'Detective Madison' on Law & Order: #SVU, Rick Brunson cameo as well. Nice work detective @jalenbrunson1
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Dalton Knecht stepback three before half Knicks put up 84😭
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Knecht made a very very good first impression wow
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The Knicks have tied a franchise record with 84 points in the first half.
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Jalen Brunson in the 1st quarter: 22 points, 8/10 FG, 4/5 3P. The Chicago Bulls: 21 points. My goodness…
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These were MY 🥷 man!! Jaime Jacquez we will see you in HELL
Once upon a time…
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I'm a firm believer that everything doesn't happen the way it does if not for him. "New York, We Here" felt as important a moment as any in the lead up to all of this.
IDC, I’m gonna clap it up for Julius every time. Hope when he’s retired he’s back at MSG chilling with the Knicks legends. When he said “We Here” in that sparse MSG during COVID, it was bleak time on the court and outside. It felt like Julius was burning sage through the whole building with that. An all-time Knicks moment.
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The Internet - Get Away [2015] ⛅️
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go vote. polls are open until 9PM.
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It’s Election Day. Go vote!
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He put on the heaviest jersey in the league when no one else wanted to— when KD said “the Knicks aren’t the cool thing right now.” Thank you Julius Randle. “NEW YORK WE HERE”
Mike Breen: "Julius Randle…5 years with Knicks, 3 All-Star teams, twice All-NBA, 2021 averaged 24-10-6 and 41% from 3…one of the great individual lines in Knicks history…He deserves credit for helping start the turnaround…Randle started the Knicks back on the success route"
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Prayers up for Lions LB Jack Campbell
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