This many matches but I'm still stuck here at division 2 cus Konami been pairing me with fucking division 3 players bruh wtf🤦🏼♂️
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH WELCOME TO THE TEAM HAKIMI AND RICE😭😂😂
I was ready to spin after the 7 chances but omg I didn't had to😭😭 let's gooooo Konami 😂
Lock both parents up wtf 😡😡
A five-year-old girl, Elizabeth, has died at Mim in the Asunafo North Municipality of the Ahafo Region following an alleged domestic violence incident involving her parents.
According to eyewitnesses, during a heated argument between the parents, the father allegedly grabbed the child by the neck, slapped her several times and threw her towards her mother.
The mother reportedly dodged, causing Elizabeth to fall heavily to the ground and sustain severe injuries, including severe bleeding from her nose and mouth.
[📸: GHOne TV]
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So I wasn't playing the game then during the first one.
Second one I got berbatov, Fiore and Xabi.
Third one I got Rio and Wesley.
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All the time lol. Like I get bored after playing divisions so what's left to do other than collecting my 3 skill tokens huh?😮💨🤣
He's getting Verbrugen next 🤣🤣
My own luck is always different
If a gun is shot at random in a room full of 100 people wallahi the bullet with find me
#eFootball27
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Wtf Chinese twitter gang😭🤣🤣
我昨天晚上吃了一片伟哥做实验,来说说我的感觉吧
1. 吃完半小时,躺在床上能感觉到自己的心跳,有点喝了小酒的感觉。
2. 打开电视看了会新闻联播,没有勃起
3. 半小时过去了,自己一个人躺床上,没有勃起
4. 女朋友进屋,穿着平时穿的睡衣,躺我边上看电视,看着女朋友的大腿,瞬间就硬了
5. 戴套开干,换了四个姿势,就是不射
6. 女朋友说我今天比以前的时候硬,做这么长时间都不射,是不是吃药了。我说我喝了杯红牛
7. 做的很爽,就是不射。女朋友被搞得死去活来。最后放弃
8. 最后看着动作片,自己用手才射。射完之后竟然还是硬的
9. 夜里睡得不好,感觉自己心跳的扑通扑通的。早晨醒来,坚挺无比
10. 看着片子又撸了一发,整个人到现在都没有精神,感觉跟虚脱的希望。
11. 自己到了单位,看见了打菜的张阿姨,下面又硬了
12. 不停的喝水,希望药效赶快消失
13. 到了办公室,终于不硬了
14. 上厕所的时候看见了打扫卫生的李阿姨,又硬了。
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