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Joined June 2010
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Rock has always appealed to outcast teenagers but the current crop are truly something else. Sweaty, smelly, completely introverted, and with shit clothes and worse hair. None of them look as young people of a scene should: good. So they don't kiss at gigs. And it leads to this.
greep addressing the allegations
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This head knock shit is people looking for a free pay out. Don't forget this bloke was begging not to be retired. And also don't forget his, um, 'jovial' sister has 'ADHD' and his other brother is apparently so depressed he can barely carry on. O'Driscoll issue, not an AFL one.
Former Western Bulldog Aiden O’Driscoll has revealed the full harrowing toll of his concussion struggles, age 21, saying he started “questioning my life”. Says the lack of support is a “a joke”. AFL reviewing “safety nets” for ex-players. codesports.com.au/afl/former…
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Floorboard retweeted
Douglas Murray tried to warn us - 10 years ago. "If you want to poke fun, no one really cares" 🤦‍♂️ @DouglasKMurray #charliehebdo #blasphemy
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Female-marketed books need a degree of authority behind them, much like podcasts where the majority of guests are titled/'in power.' There's almost an inverse with men where classic literature is from outsiders, loners, rebels – Rogan's podcast thrives on fringe ideas, too.
Why is Vintage publishing her book with “Dr” in the byline? Because the book’s marketing is tied to her being an internet main character of the day so her name on the cover has to allude to this? Weird things are happening in publishing.
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They destroyed it and then said it never existed. Do you see what's happening?
🚨NEW: Labour minister Jenny Riddell-Carpenter claims that visions of Britain based on warm ale, pubs and black Labradors are a "far-right fantasy" that "never really existed"
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Gutless cunts. I think Draper is the weakest since Leigh Colbert.
There are players who give their all to a club, stay loyal and never see the ultimate success. Then there are players who request trades to the best team of the decade and get carried to a flag. These two owe their premierships medals to their managers for getting the deal done
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Can someone explain what makes Freo supporters the way they are? Moustached, StreetX faux-tough cunts, weirdo 'bohemians,' zero edge or understanding of the game, love for crappy faux-retro merch... The Great Northern... Michael Frederick. Is it just the middle class of Melville?
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Former professional tennis player Patrick McEnroe highlights how international recruits now make up over 60% of Division I tennis rosters—and over 90% at some universities. He warns that tennis serves as an early indicator of a trend now spreading across all college sports, which could increasingly displace American student-athletes.
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Every reply on here is defending it too
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The cross section of Indian Redditor is very interesting, they have an obsession with ‘intolerances and medication,’ scamming, and eschewing responsibility with a big ‘let people enjoy things.’ Scary.
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This is pretty much it, they are all really jealous of what we created so do all they can to coopt it and...
Replying to @HuddsPrsrvtnSoc
They want the white man's world but they don't want the white man in it. What they don't understand is that the white man's world comes with the white man and leaves with him.
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The Irish are some of the easiest and dumbest to sell to, genuinely the most moronic nation on earth. They also think they're the most interesting person who walks into any room.
Replying to @DavoPaul2000
Yeah, KNEECAP do exactly what they are told 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Johnny Boy –
Reminder: this is the generation of western men that has been the least controlling, the most accepting, and also the most caring of and for women than any previous generation And women treat men worse than their grandma's did And women are less happy than ever Wat means?
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Been a very long time coming but now's the time to do a Before The Party 2002-2005 retrospective with all the Angel Range and Union material, Life of the Party could be a genuine UK top 10 and Chinese Burn'd satiate the Helicopter crowd.
We’ve lived long enough to see Bloc Party turn into UK Poo💔
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Can anyone explain why this Kick It Forward cunts do betting ads now but more importantly, why the ginger one always has mouth agape now? I know they're from private schools in the western suburbs of Perth but support Fremantle but just what is the go with these cunts?
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Academia is basically reserved for wealthy kids whose thoughts/outlooks are stalled in the time of their first enrolment, having hung exclusively around those of the same cohort for decades. They invent terms like 'lived experience' (a tautology) but don't believe in them.
There's something quite sexual about Arday's appointment. Menopausal leftist academics giving a professorial chair to a black toyboy.
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You're now hamstrung, distrusted, or even 'wrong' if you try promoting/correcting language. In many jobs, the majority will overthrow you and say 'thru' is the right spelling and find non-buzzword writing to be offputting or untrustworthy
What is scary about the end of literacy as a culture is that people who do sit down and read actual books are probably the losers now who can't function. The people who just are zonked out on various apps all day consuming short form video content are working jobs, buying homes, raising families.
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