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Michael Daley

@theglorymill

Comedian interview https://xitter.gq/t.co/GzJ8H81qgN Storytelling https://xitter.gq/t.co/auGKhiKCBD

 Windsor, England
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Joined May 2009
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Next time my van gets broken into I’m calling The Police to say a silent vigil is taking place.
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Black is backpack #SuitcasesOfCovid
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The perfect in between size
Tarashdev (@tarashdev) profile pictureTarashdev@tarashdev22 Apr 2022
What are your thoughts on mediums?
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Cats should not have ham (any pork products)
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Dad didn’t make the list either. This really isn’t bias.
Samantha Smith (@SamanthaTaghoy) profile pictureSamantha Smith
@SamanthaTaghoy18 Apr 2022
JK Rowling — the greatest writer of her generation and one of the most successful women in modern history — has been excluded from the BBC’s Platinum Jubilee 70 Greatest Reads. They aren’t even trying to hide their bias.
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The margarine factory.
Jenna SaysQuoi (@jennasaysquoi) profile pictureJenna SaysQuoi@jennasaysquoi19 Apr 2022
where the stork getting all these babies from?
The Bone Boner.
Kayla Chow Show (@KaylaChowShow) profile pictureKayla Chow Show
@KaylaChowShow16 Apr 2022
Replace one word in any movie title with “Boner.”
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Legend.
Adam J. Tonge (@ajtonge40) profile pictureAdam J. Tonge@ajtonge4013 Apr 2022
My daughter just asked me how to spell squirrel. I found out that she was writing a book. Now she’s grounded for 12 years.
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This is a bit expensive
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normalize not giving standup comedy a try.
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Jonathan Sloman@SquidyUK5 Apr 2022
So tonight I went to a Q&A with ventriloquist Steve Hewlett and Peter Pullon, the man who made Emu, Orville The Duck, and many others. At one point they brought out a Ken Dodd dummy Pullon had made and Hewlett performed, so yeah, basically I had one of the best nights of my life.
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Image from Jonathan Sloman (@SquidyUK)
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Matt Deegan@matt5 Apr 2022
Netflix UK weekly reach: 36% Channel 4 weekly reach: 60% Netflix debt: £11.8bn C4 debt: £0
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I stayed in Leith during the Ed festival 2016. One night there was a commotion outside involving next door it seemed wise not to look or go out. The Police came. The outside steps served both properties, the next morning I saw this. It was done by the husband WHO ALSO LIVES there
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@AlanKelloggs
The difference between these and normal almonds is that these ones have soft cells.
A bag of Marcona Almonds.

ALT A bag of Marcona Almonds.

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Maybe they should tell him the truth- might bring an end to it
Al Jazeera English (@AJEnglish) profile pictureAl Jazeera English
@AJEnglish31 Mar 2022
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In a rare media appearance, the head of UK intelligence agency GCHQ said Russia’s president has “massively misjudged the situation” in Ukraine, suggesting that Putin’s advisers “are afraid to tell him the truth” ⤵️
In a rare media appearance, the head of UK intelligence agency GCHQ said Russia’s president has “massively misjudged the situation” in Ukraine, suggesting that Putin’s advisers “are afraid to tell him the truth” ⤵️
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Apologies this was from last Fri #Day30Chertsey50overall Discharged from hospital at 8pm At home now big shop at Sainsburys en routelate but at least store was empty, couldn’t face a Sat shop. Thrown the entire contents of my fridge away 10 letters and 6 small parcels awaited me.
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This: whole thread.
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