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Taking a break during sex cause I had to jerk off real quick

I hate the part in a job interview where you have to make out with the interviewer

I just got a lineup by Mayor Mamdani for free off of Honeywell Ave by the Bronx Zoo

Some might say I'm cruel for barbecuing neighborhood border collies just to feed my family, but what else am I supposed to do? Get a job??

Stopping at HabibiMart on my way home, yall want anything?

I just tipped over all the stones in Stonehenge by accident 😔 my bad yall

Facing a bit of a problem, hoping you all can help? Started drinking only saltwater, to help cleanse my fractured DNA, around a week ago. A gallon a day, nothing major. Woke up today and I feel worse than ever. Headaches like crazy! Anyone going through something similar?

My padwan used a jedi mind trick to sleep with my wife. Am I the asshole for sabotaging his light saber before a battle with a sith lord?

Anxiety is the landlord of my mind

I just ate an entire data center

My soul was healed at the Holiday Inn Spa & Resort

Converting my 401k into a stockpile of quail eggs

This has been one of the best nights of my fucking life

Feel like im on acid right now

Just got my dick sucked by my @Samsung washing machine

The hottest thing someone could do is vote Blue in today's midterm election 💙

Oh fuckk 😳🤯 IM ABOUT TO SLIMEEEEE

Im being paid by Big Salt to shit all over Pepper on my timeline

Kalshi and Polymarket are predators who take advantage of the poor and desperate

Guatemalan homie named Pakistani Scott

Who wants to be my girlfriend for Halloween? 🧐🎃