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Software Engineer | Manchester United Fan

Joined March 2025
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No homo is much better than pause. No homo is clear and definitive. Pause suggests the homosexuality may resume at a later date
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ATL ran back to Drake… what now pussy? @kendricklamar
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I just think when a woman actually loves you, she also protects your money. If you have ever heard her say “no babe that’s expensive, let’s do something else, or we need to save for xyz” then you’ve reached a different stage of partnership.
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Bro you ever yawn and start spraying spit like you a cobra or some shit?
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Real Twitter users don't give a damn about getting 0 likes, it's not a social network for us. It's our personal journal.
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the real loser is me everytime i check that damn profile
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what doesn’t kill will text you hey to see if you still attached
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Joseph kalimbwe is telling you facts but yall are misunderstanding him and calling him xenophobic oho, wait. It's not even about Muslims or Christianity. I blame ba immigration bafikala too much corruption.
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someone reads your tweets and thinks you are crazy btw
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No contact is no contact. Fuck you and your birthday.
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Nigga, get your life together.
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I’ve just found out how many likes women get on their insta stories and it’s radicalised me. I’m never liking an IG story again 💔
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Me after realizing I'm a lesbian in a male's body
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PARENTS!!!!!! TEACH YOUR FUCKING KIDS TO SHUT THE FUCK UP DURING MOVIES!!!!!!!! THEYRE FUCKING ANNOYING
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Money for Beer is for Beer. Even if you buy Cement, your bricklayer will sell it and buy Beer.
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moving on from someone you really saw yourself with is hard
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Women be realizing basic life consequences at like 38 years old
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act hard all u want btch .. ikno my absence is felt
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i’m literally okay with dating a hoe just tell the truth
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The Absa marathon is just around the corner. Please go home and bath this time before parading yourselves in restaurants and cafes, its bad manners. We are big, please. 🙏🏽
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