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We are a band. Theater people think we are rockers. Rockers think we are theatery. We think we're hilarious!

Brooklyn, NY
Joined February 2009
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Replying to @realDonaldTrump
conversation is not harassment sir. And I appreciate @mike_pence for stopping to listen.
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“I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is just one of those things that happens from time to time” - Ed Tryon, Physicist
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Hey @thelisps we're coming out of our decade-long cryogenic sleep, let's play a show in the Bronx!
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Thrilled & honored that #FUTURITY has won Best New Musical from @OffBwayAlliance Awards! Congrats to the whole team! @thelisps @sohorep
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So psyched to see our off-Broadway award season bud @birbigs' Thank God for Jokes tonight!
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They're playing @thelisps circa 2007 at @pigandegg while I eat lunch -No one should have to listen to their own baby voice while eating eggs
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The closest I'll get to seeing Hamilton is @Phillipasoo and @reneeelisegolds kissed me on the cheek last night & I'm ok with that. #tixtho?
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Lortel greeter: Welcome! Are you a guest or a presenter? Me: *whispers to Cesar "Neither, bi-atch" #nominee #lispsatthelortels
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70% chance of rain tmorrow for @OffBroadwayNYC Lortel Awards means a very bad hair day on the red carpet for The Lisps. #humidity #humility
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Me, to my 7th grade students: Guys I got nominated for an award! 7th graders: How much money do you get?? Me: ...😥 xitter.gq/offbroadwaynyc/status/…
.@sammytunis earns a #LortelAwards nom for Lead Actress in a Musical for @sohorep & @arsnova’s #Futurity
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Ahem this is actually the 2nd time we've been competing with @SteveMartinToGo for a theater award this is getting awkward...
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Youre goin' DOWN Hamilton (can we get some tickets tho??!!) xitter.gq/dramaleague/status/722…
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High-octane essay about women, men, writing & many itchy subjects, bound to have people responding for days: tinhouse.com/blog/41314/on-p…
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"Futurity" last night: so moved by @sammytunis, @musicisfreenow, et al. On 3rd listen thru soundtrack this a.m., already. #futuritymusical
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I'm warming up my pipes to Jeff Mangum tonight and I'm already crying - #futuritymusical is gonna be a real tear-fest tonight. #lastshow
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In New York at the theater and for a moment everything is fine #FUTURITYMusical
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Replying to @thelisps
@thelisps #Futuritymusical was amazing. Your drummer is a beast and he knows it.
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2 u who posted a missed connection on Craigslist re: eye contact before and after Futurity, get at us, we're here to help but we need deets!
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Replying to @musicisfreenow
@musicisfreenow is a freakishly articulate musical genius. He talked to @LeonardLopate today about #Futuritymusical: wnyc.org/radio/#/ondemand/54…
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