Hey, I Matt. I rant here. Let's connect. ✉️ - Matt@https://xitter.cf/t.co/vpSm51856v 📲https://xitter.cf/t.co/50WfkggEAg

Philadelphia, PA
Joined March 2009
Update: still watching Seinfeld and it’s still funny. #FridayVibes
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Thank you John Hughes 🫡
Hell Yes! It's finally this time of year! 🎄❄️👙😂😂😂
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Watching #Seinfeld for the first time in my life.
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Looking for peace this morning. #USAElection2024
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Matt Bates retweeted
Nobody: Absolutely no one: Saquon Barkley:
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Ahhh, 2:30pm. I look forward to my last 20 minutes of sunlight today.
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Outsiders: Why is there an Elmo at this rally? Philadelphians: Yo, where'd he get those glasses?
Philly Elmo is at the Kamala Harris rally
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This is a slice of pizza. Or is it? #Debate2024
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Prob a bazillion times Go birds 🦅 @Eagles #EaglesNation #Eagles
"How many times have you watched the Saquan Barkley backwards hurdle?" Me:
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My fave part of this poster.
Japanese Poster for The Mask (1994)
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Still stoked on Halloween.
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Today I learned that the Swedish word for speed is fart
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Great news everyone I watch The Goonies today. #blessed
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