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solicitor | storm

London
Joined July 2020
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won’t you celebrate with me what i have shaped into a kind of life?
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Best advice I picked up is never to involve yourself long term with a woman who isn’t okay with being bored
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Zohran Mamdani’s been mayor for almost a year. So where’s the fucking Sharia law, MAGA? How many times does Fox News have to scare the shit out of you over nothing before you realize they’re making money off your stupidity?
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It's now the Gay of Hormuz
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everyone wants unconditional love while screening applicants on every possible condition
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a few things left to soft for boys.
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I’ve been this way for way too long, now I think it’s a habit or something— kissing fire to see if it’s burning. I leave before my days are numbered ‘cause I don’t want to tell you that I’m sorry, I don’t want you to tell me you’re sorry.
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oh no, do not involve me. I would rather be left out actually. I want to be home, stretching my toes, watching my shows; with my few possessions and fickle peace. I do not want to know, see or speak. I see why this is grand to you, but the sum of you is beneath me. you are mice.
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I like girls wey dey soak bedsheeeeetttttt.
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Tweaking about America electing a Muslim Senator and Muslim Mayor who are excellent by merit while your incompetent President and Vice President are Muslim is so funny.
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Gimme three months and his golf buddies in Florida wouldn’t even vote for him. I’ll smoke him by 7. Bet on it.
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Ibiza la wa bayi o.
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a time was had, oloun.
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David retweeted
Racial breakdown of 2026 midterm exit polls show that Whites are the only group to lean Republican, with Latinos, Asians, and Blacks firmly voting blue. Folllow: @AFpost
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“I’m not an expert, right, but maybe that’s how it works with traumas. You know, one cancels out the others”.
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New teaser for 'BLUE EYE SAMURAI' Season 2. Releasing January 19 on Netflix.
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Ta-Nehisi Coates on Haley Stevens and anti-Arab racism: vanityfair.com/story/ta-nehi…
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David retweeted
Calling strikes on a country that didn’t attack you—in a war you illegally started—“defensive” is pure Orwellian doublespeak. Repeating this language is propaganda, not journalism.
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Oh, you don't fancy being vaporised by a 100-million-degree nuclear fireball? So does Israel not have a right to defend itself? You virulent antisemite.
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a nigga wanna spend money in places he used to google
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they only love me when I’m away.
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Capitalism has ruined people’s worldview, making extreme selfishness and greed seem normal. It’s not humane, or normal, to believe that human beings should be denied shelter, food, and healthcare simply bc they have no money. This is dystopian.
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