Alyn McFetridge

"I'm looking for volunteers to do a 12,000ft jump from a chopper". "No thanks, I've got a fear of heights". "You'll be tightly strapped to Kelly Brook". "Oh, ok then..." #ImACeleb #KellyBrook #Jungle #Chopper

Fleetwood Craic. #EFLCup #FLEARS #Fleetwood #FleetwoodTown

Wearable bakes in tonight's technical. If someone doesn't make a shoe-cake / cake-shoe, it's a travesty. #GBBO #BakeOff #FakeyCakeBaker

"I should have asked the audience!" Ya think??? #WWTBAM #Millionaire #Fail

Ok, so it seems that the E in Richard E. Grant stands for 'eejit'. #TheCelebrityTraitors #Traitors #Oops

Watching 'Millionaire Hot Seat' and the first two contestants had never heard of Hogmanay. Where do the production staff get these people? I remember when folks got onto quizshows because they kinda knew stuff. #Millionaire #MillionaireHotSeat

Anyone else feeling a bit confused by how the James Acaster show panned out at the Whitla Hall on Sunday evening? Really hoping that all is well with the fella. #JamesAcaster #Tribute #CraigSimons #WhitlaHall

Shearer: "England's tournament starts now..." #EngDRC #WorldCup #England #BBC #MungoJerry #AccidentalBrent