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BREAKING: Disney has amassed all of their mountains to create the ultimate mountain-based experience:
"Expedition Big Grizzly Thunder Space Splash Mayday Matterhorn Mountain: Mission 2"
If Twitter really does break down without notice, I want to thank all of you for supporting my fake news shtick when this account was active. This was genuinely some of the most fun I’ve had on the internet.
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@AnonymouseWDW tweeting something so this account doesn’t get deleted by Musky for being inactive.
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so we got out of our boat because it was sinking while we were stuck there and the disney world employee decided to tell us that we should’ve stayed in the boat but it went under as soon as we all stepped out... nice #DisneyWorld #splashmountain #MagicKingdom #disney not okay????
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