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WDVVNT is devoted to stealing news about the Disney Parks around the globe, focusing on BlogMickey. We are not affiliated with WDWNT or Disney. [Parody account]

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Joined January 2019
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BREAKING: Disney has amassed all of their mountains to create the ultimate mountain-based experience: "Expedition Big Grizzly Thunder Space Splash Mayday Matterhorn Mountain: Mission 2"
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Deleting this account in the morning. Nothing but right winger spam coming from it.
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I wasn’t far off.
First set photo of Stitch in the live-action ‘LILO & STITCH’ remake. (Source: PaulinaPullara/TikTok)
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If Twitter really does break down without notice, I want to thank all of you for supporting my fake news shtick when this account was active. This was genuinely some of the most fun I’ve had on the internet.
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Replying to @AnonymouseWDW
@AnonymouseWDW tweeting something so this account doesn’t get deleted by Musky for being inactive.
CONFIRMED: The Indiana Jones Epic Stunt Spectacular will be temporarily replaced with “Fall Guys: Live” to capitalize on the game’s popularity
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He’s even aware that what he’s doing is wrong. This is disgusting.
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BREAKING: Soarin will be replaced with a Batman flight simulator as the Land Pavilion gets rethemed to the Batcave.
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BREAKING: An interview with Bob Chapek reveals that there are no free-roaming droids in Galaxy’s Edge due to Chapek’s irrational fear of a robot uprising
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CONFIRMED: The new Monorail attraction will be a VR experience that replicates the mundane 8 hour shift of a monorail driver.
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BREAKING: The Yeti is going through 18 months of physical therapy so he can recover and start moving again.
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UPDATE: It turns out the cast member wanted them to stay on the boat so they could show them the secret underwater feature of Splash Mountian.
so we got out of our boat because it was sinking while we were stuck there and the disney world employee decided to tell us that we should’ve stayed in the boat but it went under as soon as we all stepped out... nice #DisneyWorld #splashmountain #MagicKingdom #disney not okay????
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BREAKING: We’re finally getting a Cory in the House animatronic show.
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BREAKING: In a desperate attempt to combat Universal’s upcoming Super Nintendo World, Disney announces their plans to turn Test Track into a Sonic Racing AR ride.
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CONFIRMED: The walk-around characters arn’t actually suit performers. They’re genetically engineered human-animal hybrids that were designed to entertain tourists.
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BREAKING: Future World plaza is being reimagined as a golf course due to budget cuts brought on by Covid.
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BREAKING: Disney has just announced that rather than using water in their new Princess and the Frog ride, they’ll be using Splash Mountain fanboy tears.
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