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Mike Webb

@themikebwebb

Christian. Husband. Dad. Backend spring boot/java/kotlin engineer learning about reinforcement learning. Unpaid JetBrains shill. VimLife. Former Alaskan.

 Tulsa, OK
Joined December 2010
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One day you’re young and clueless and the next you’re staring out the back window saying “we needed this rain”.
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powerful wizerd (@powerfulwizerd) profile picturepowerful wizerd@powerfulwizerdOct 26
I’ve asked this before but is there any historical event that is like the Opposite of 9/11. Like something so good that happened that it changed the world forever
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"it's just a prank!" the prank:
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"Lord, help me learn to be more patient." Verizon: Due to an unexpected shipping delay, your iPhone Duo pre-order is taking a little longer. Your updated delivery date is below.
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if @verizon has a dashboard showing the number of times someone has checked their order hoping for a tracking number, surely i would be in the lead.
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How dare you disrespect the iPhone 4
Manmohit Singh (@ManmohitSandhu) profile pictureManmohit Singh
@ManmohitSandhuOct 21
The four most iconic iPhones ever imo: • iPhone 1: the one that changed everything • iPhone X: the one that reinvented the design • iPhone Air: the thinnest and most refined • iPhone Duo: the first foldable and truly unlike any other Everything else is just an iteration.
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pushing 11 hours for the railway outage. i didn't realize railway ran on php.
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Turns out “british man” was actually a very generous description
Mike Webb (@themikebwebb) profile pictureMike Webb
@themikebwebbOct 8
Replying to @Polymarket
all that walking and all he gets is "british man"?
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need chewables? pill issue
Vic 📠 (@VicVijayakumar) profile pictureVic 📠
@VicVijayakumarOct 9
hate rollercoasters? thrill issue
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go find my mom and tell her im bored
Ersin (@Ersin0X) profile pictureErsin
@Ersin0XOct 8
You wake up and it is 1970. No wifi. No cell phones. No social networks. No browsing the internet. What is the first thing you do?
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When you see someone else’s Home Screen
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"SAY SOMETHING AUTISTIC" * says something practical
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@omgsidewalksOct 4
SAY SOMETHING AUTISTIC. I’ll start: The tag of the blanket is on the feet side
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i'm actually getting very decent usage from gpt 6.1 sol high. it feels like the business premium 5x seat might be much more reasonable. i still think they need the 10x and 25x business seats, though.
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i hope one of the things openai reveals today is an account switcher in the app
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iphone people know when they're texting an android person. do android people know when they're texting an iphone person?
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Just had to subscribe to peacock to watch the chiefs
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I’ve never had a head injury while riding my bike. Helmets are a scam.
Jonathan Sukhia (@jon_s123) profile pictureJonathan Sukhia@jon_s123Sep 19
College football lightning delays are getting absurd. So I went down the rabbit hole: how many people have actually been killed by lightning during a Division I football game in the last 50 years? Thread 🧵
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no one has more hope than the guy unsubscribing from all the marketing emails believing he will no longer receive the marketing emails the marketing team after receiving my unsubscribe request:
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