Stand up comic. Writer. Bike nerd. Bleed Husker Red and Dodger Blue. Raised by wolves.
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It's me, the Top Gun superfan who wrote this article.
Strap in and give it a read.
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ALT Two fighter planes fly parallel to each other. The top one is red, and the other is blue. The red plane emits a cloud of smoke.
The easiest way for the Husker athletic department to cover Matt Rhule's buyout is to have Troy Dannen drive over to that degenerate parking lot in Carter Lake, IA and start placing bets against the Huskers.
Hear me out. We give Rhule a coloring book and a walkie talkie and let fans call the plays from the stands.
He still gets to be head coach and Husker fans can finally prove once and for all that they're the smartest in college football.
It's a win-win for everyone.
🤖 Made with AI
I made a new friend up in Oregon last Saturday night.
(For the record, I was repping the LA Mambas and the Blackshirts while being a respectful guest of a longtime Ducks coach.)
At least the Dodgers held onto their challenges.
Who knows how this game would have gone if Will would have challenged that ball that could have been strike three back in the third inning.
The best part of the Dodgers having a players-only plane is they can get drunk somewhere over Nebraska and have all their shit sorted out and grievances aired before they land.
It was so nice to remember what joy felt like, even if it only lasted for a commercial break.
This Husker team takes one shot to the mouth and completely unravels from top to bottom. – at Los Angeles, CA
.@kfc is really out there copying @howlinrays homework.
At least they flipped the colors changed the font a bit. – at Los Angeles, CA
10 years ago today, Cora, the woman who sat directly in front of us in Section 2 for many years, called Charlie's home run that gave Vin one last walk-off to call.
Taking a Gen-Z buddy to see Mike D tonight and he's going in completely cold on Beastie Boys lore. I am so curious to see what he thinks of the show.
Blue collar workers will never know what it's like to fight through the frigid sting of opening a cold MacBook at 6am to launch a project that requires the focus of entering a nuclear code while a hungry cat swats at your hands demanding breakfast.
Since today was the 20th anniversary of the 4+1 game, we can call tonight's outburst the 1+4 game. – at Los Angeles, CA
If you were chirping the Dodgers for doing a champagne toast when they clinched a playoff spot, just know that there are players who were in the locker room on Monday who aren't there to celebrate winning the division today.
And some guys today won't be there in October.
In another post, this person says they're a Texas native. If you take that to mean "resident who attended high school in Texas," they should have known that Texas students in the top 5% of their class receive automatic admission to UT, and a mere 4.0 is probably not good enough.
