Scientist. Patriot. Earthican.

South Central Fredonia
Joined January 2012
I AM ALSO BANNING THE WORD “SAUERKRAUT” AND DEMAND IT BE CALLED “LIBERTY CABBAGE” UNTIL SUCH TIME AS THE KAISER APOLOGIZES HE KNOWS WHAT HE DID
BREAKING: President Trump says he is banning the terms “Artificial Intelligence” and “AI.”
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Scientists have identified the specific male dance movements that women find most attractive Researchers from Northumbria University mapped out the exact body mechanics that signal health, vigor, and reproductive quality to female observers.
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My investments in tiny bathing suits have cratered.
Brazil’s Stock Market Opens: -19.5%
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Barbara Crampton and somewhat cheesy Lovecrat movies are a match made in R'lyeh.
Bubba: “I told you to get dressed!” Me: “I did…” From Beyond came out 40 years ago today! What do you think of it?
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Jacob Misiorowski’s first pitch of the game at 103.5 mph is the fastest ever recorded in a World Series game (previous record: Aroldis Chapman 103.2 mph, Game 2, 2016) #WorldSeries
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“The ocean is only 5% explored, surely there are megalodons still out there!” Meanwhile what you will actually find:
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This is a funny ad. Also I love Mississippi and wish they had smarter governance.
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“Capturing Bigfoot” was, ultimately, a tragic documentary. People wasted decades of their lives and careers pursuing someone’s lucrative hoax. The easiest person to con is yourself.
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Name a player who's remembered for one single play. One moment, and it's the first thing anybody thinks of when they hear his name. Any sport, any era.
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those are not my best hours
how attractive are you from 1-10
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These are my great-grandfather Dr. Sam Aykroyd’s transcripts from the Seances he hosted in the Old Farmhouse. It was the spirit of his work passed down through the generations that inspired my interests. He’s the original Ghostbuster.
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I’ve never stayed at an Airbnb, I’m reposting for the Deadwood content.
Jesus, I did not realize Airbnb had become the Milgram experiment.
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Hearns was a marvel.
🔥 The first time I ever saw Thomas Hearns fight live was his cruiserweight debut against Andrew Maynard on the Bowe-Holyfield 2 undercard. The pivot/ bolo uppercut he lands blew my mind. Original ITV broadcast from November 1993 🇺🇸🥊🇺🇸
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When Disco Oscar Robertson tells you to drink like a homeless person, you best start imbibing.
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33 years ago today, The Ramones sang “Happy Birthday” to Mr. Burns. #TheSimpsons episode “Rosebud” first aired October 21, 1993.
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This heresy, the pre-existence of souls, was condemned in the Second Council of Constantinople (AD 553)
What if babies choose their parents?
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A Proper HR Training Video
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Happy "Capturing Bigfoot" for those who celebrate, it is now streaming.
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A: Kim Jong is ill! C: Kim Jong-il? The dead guy?? A: No, Kim Jong-UN is ill, Kim's Jong-il's son. C: Kim Il-sung?? Ain't he dead too?? A: Yes but he's eternally president, it's like he's undead C: Kimg Jong-un is DEAD??? A: No, I said he was ill!! (etc)
🚨#BREAKING: Unconfirmed reports claim Kim Jong Un may have "secretly died" in China.
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