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The Bagel

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Joined April 2018
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LIVE UPDATE FROM RUACH BONANZA: the new song by the Chainsmokers is dead.
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Isn’t it a bit suspicious you’ve never seen Zach Herrmann in the same room as
18%Ellen Degeneres?
13%Jane Lynch?
11%Macaulay Culkin?
58%All three of them?
101 votes • Final results
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A BAGEL EXCLUSIVE: did TORO cheat on SARina with NFTY SW’s Señor Suave? Stay tuned for more details...
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How many accounts will Lainey reply to this tweet on? Report back to The Bagel later to find out! @lainey_kom @TOR_President
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We are sad to hear that after months of fighting, PAR has broken up with MAR.
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NFTY-SAR MVP@SAR_MVP9 Apr 2018
When you look up NFTY memes and go to images, the 4th picture is just my face... – at Simpsonville, SC
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*BREAKING NEWS* MV President Daniel Pomerantz issues a statement on the matter “If we go down then we go down together.” xitter.gq/thenftybagel/status/98…
The Bagel (@thenftybagel) profile pictureThe Bagel@thenftybagel7 Apr 2018
Missouri Valley gets grounded for two weeks for running away to Paris to get away from their parents.
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Missouri Valley gets grounded for two weeks for running away to Paris to get away from their parents.
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Yesterday concluded the move-in process, making the URJ Kutz Camp God’s official new address.
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