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This is something I used to ask myself until I realised that we live in a low-trust society. It's often easier to scam Westerners precisely because they come from high-trust societies, and we mistake that trust for stupidity. Take the US, for example. You can print your own check, deposit a check by simply taking a picture with your banking app, and even start using some of the money before the check has fully cleared. You don't even have to visit a bank. Compare that with most parts of Africa, where something as simple as forgetting your banking app password can mean physically visiting a bank branch with all your identification documents. We have become so accustomed to suspicion and distrust that we mistake our cunningness for intelligence and other people's trust for foolishness. We think we are smarter because we are harder to fool, without realising that we have built societies where nobody trusts anybody.
It’s crazy how a First World country is crying about getting scammed by the “low-IQ” sharp boys from a Third World country. 🤣
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this makes perfect sense
Jean failed on Peter for one biological reason: she assumed his brain controls his body. ​Hulk and Punisher have standard mammalian neural architecture. Frank is driven by singular trauma, and Banner is driven by fractured rage. Both have a centralized steering wheel in the prefrontal cortex, Jean just reached in and took the keys. ​Peter’s biology doesn't work like a human's. The spider bite mutated his nervous system into a decentralized arachnid network where motor functions operate completely detached from conscious thought. We saw the proof in No Way Home: Strange knocked Peter’s entire conscious soul into the Astral Plane, and his empty physical body was still effortlessly dodging a Sorcerer Supreme on pure autonomic reflex. ​Jean was successfully hijacking Peter’s thoughts, but his limbs don’t wait for cognitive permission when a threat is present. She took over the driver's seat of a vehicle operating entirely on autopilot.
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“I don’t like giving advice I like for people to make their own decisions but I can make suggestions because it is a very tough decision especially in the Nigeria we are in today. The economy is not doing so well, there’s no job security, the cost of living is killing the living. It takes a lot of reason” — Uzor Arukwe
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Get Layd is the greatest Nigerian EP ever made!!!!!
They all entered with an EP. Who had the strongest debut project?
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survived october. by God’s grace november is better 🤲🏿
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survived october. by God’s grace november is better 🤲🏿
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u took ppa request letter along for documentation?
My PPA accepted me💃💃 Documentation done 🥰🥰.
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u no worry😂 our peers outside this country are miles and miles ahead of us
My cousin in America is my age mate o, bro is driving his second car, and he didn’t even go to college. He didn’t fucking go to college. I hate this country.
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your name is feyisayo?
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😂i like how u think. very good that we’re mutuals
Whenever i see bald people i feel this compulsion to lick their heads. Help
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omo and i like plantain chips o
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say na “can’t get enough of us” 😭
Replying to @Skepta
Same bro they just can’t get enough of us 😔😔
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omo go far o see as the babe beside her just dey look 😂
“I dress like an elite because I am educated,” a lady says as she debates elders on a bus over her choice of clothing. . (Fofana, Estevao, Liverpool, Fleetwood, Alonso, BOAT, LIVCHE, Emegha, CarabaoCup, Gravenberch, GM CT, Arsenal, Messi, Amen, Anfield, Mummy Zee, Ballon, China, Creators, Ronaldo, Barco, INEC)
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no need to explain. i understand you well
Some women just look like they smell good
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odogwuu highestttttt😭😭 number1!!!
BURNA BOY PREVIEWS ANOTHER UNRELEASED! 😂🔥
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wetin be this😂
Guys wey Dey tell bike man “Aboki kandan kandan”
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rt x 1million
Before you die please live, when I say live I mean live life. Do all the worldly things, have sex, laugh, travel, attend a concert, smoke weed if you have to, buy that expensive thing you’ve always wanted to buy, club at least one time before you die. You’re so invested in the future that u forget it’s ROI is death.. Fuck all that “make your parents proud” and fucking live. Nobody’s gon starve themselves or lose sleep when you’re dead, not even your husband, wife, children, parents or closest friends.
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it’s very important to know when to take your L and move on sha
Shut up your dirty mouth you insipid orangutan. If you can’t separate knowledge from experience, that’s on you. I don’t care how many degrees you accumulate, you cannot explain how pregnancy feels to the pregnant woman. Ass wipe
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Texted her on LinkedIn and told her I’ll like to join her team as I see she’s the head of settlement in her organization She gave me her number to call her and we spoke on phone and asked why I wanted to join and after the conversation she said she understands my view Asked for my cv weeks later and the rest is history This has always been my template and how I’ve always taught anyone I know to look for jobs Add them up; text them; out of 10, only 2 might respond and one of those 2 might be the one who will change your life In between the recruitment process; I still got a rejection mail from another organization by way who told me my interview presentation was solid and gave me hope but it’s a numbers game and you have to be MENTALLY TOUGH to not allow yourself break You don’t win if you don’t try I wish everyone the best LinkedIn is massive if you know how to use it
Be honest. How did you get your current job?
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