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Joined January 2023
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She literally explained What makes Confident people Confident.
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Red velvet cake all over again. Get a grip.
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The brand was struggling before and this has revived it tbf
M&S need to significantly raise their prices. Their brand is slowly going down the drain with the new demographics that have discovered it
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Ridiculous that I now have to consider how Horny a CEO is when investing in a company
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The groom:
Being a groomsman at a wedding then eventually marrying the same bride after the marriage crashes. I’m not sure about that; but there’s nothing new under the sun
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I did my bit. Unfortunately fans don’t care enough. Glazers OUT INEOS OUT!
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I loved this place, amazing people fr
This the first review I ABSOLUTELY agree with, me @oRaunchyy and @TraySold had the chance to sit in and eat together and it was a vibe!! P.S. We going back next time I’m back in Houston.
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He thought he was in a movie
Happend at Apple Battersea store yesterday phone thief caught.
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You don’t have to drink alcohol just because you’re at the pub… what cultural differences stop you from going to a pub?
Sorry but I’m with her on this. I feel like corporate doesn’t take in our cultural differences and they only focus on what THEY like. I’m sure if they told her they were going to EADN she’d go. Personally, you won’t find me in a PUB! 🍻
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The control, the finish 🤤
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M&S snacks are crazy overrated man. They’re nice but fucking hell lol
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Nigerian national Fawaz Oyedeji, 19, has been jailed for four years after attempting to steal a £72,500 Porsche Cayenne using an imitation firearm during a meeting arranged through Facebook Marketplace in March 2025. On March 18, Oyedeji arranged to view the Porsche through a Facebook advert, meeting the seller at their home in Southwark, London. After inspecting the vehicle, Oyedeji got into the front passenger seat before producing an imitation firearm, pointing it at the seller and demanding the keys. The victim fought back, forcing him to abandon the robbery attempt and flee the scene. Detectives used CCTV, dashcam footage and mobile phone data to identify Oyedeji. The phone number used to arrange the viewing was linked to him, with location data placing the device near his home and the crime scene. Officers also recovered clothing matching what he wore during the attempted robbery. Oyedeji was arrested at his home in Greenwich on March 20, less than 38 hours after the attempted robbery. On August 12, a jury at Inner London Crown Court found him guilty of attempted robbery and possessing an imitation firearm, reaching its unanimous verdict in just 26 minutes. On November 5, Oyedeji was sentenced at Inner London Crown Court to four years in prison. Under current release rules, he is expected to serve one-third of his sentence in prison before being released on licence for the remainder. Despite Oyedeji being a Nigerian national who has been convicted of attempted robbery and possessing an imitation firearm, there was no mention in court or police statements of any deportation proceedings or recommendation that he be removed from the UK once his sentence is complete. #UKNews #CrimeNews #London
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Women let consumerism have its way with them constantly, thank God yall are fighting back now
Everyone’s being purposely obtuse. If I pay you for soft glam and you later find out I got married… so??? I paid for what you did. If I now come to you complaining that the makeup didn’t last then that’s on me!
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That Nigerian comment is hmmm
Mara Pirez Says For You To Be Her Man You’ll Need To Fly Out 12 Of Her Friends To Miami First - Appointment Show
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Dealing with my ADHD has been at its worse for the last 6 months and it’s really set me back to be honest 😣
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The Monetary Policy Committee voted 8-1 to raise the interest rate to 4%. Find out more: bankofengland.co.uk/monetary…
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Lavar Walker tried to ROAST Kevin Hart over his outfit, but it BACKFIRED INSTANTLY when Kevin absolutely FRIED him for being TOO OLD to still dress like a young rapper 😭😭 “You’re old, let it go. You got your hat on backwards and sideways at the same time. It’s over. You look like the people who do this sh*t, ‘You already know what time it is.’ Grow up, man.” 😭
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 my boy
🚨 Newly appointed Inter Lagos Head Coach Banjo goes mental at a journalist who asked him if he thinks his job at the club is at RISK after two games 😭😂
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