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Fame. Power. Questionable decisions. Keeping receipts on people who should know better. News, commentary & satire.

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Joined October 2026
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You can pinpoint the exact year the carbon monoxide detector ran out of batteries.
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Follow-up questions will be decided by the judges.
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BREAKING: Trump offers UFC President Dana White the job of White House Press Secretary, asking him to bring several MMA fighters as assistants.
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Her plate said BLANK. The empty ticket fields agreed.
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NYC woman racks up $40K in bogus tickets over bizarre license plate mix-up trib.al/wDImdYm
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THE MORNING YARD: Now Casting

THE MORNING YARD: Now Casting

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THE LAST CALL: Soft Open

THE LAST CALL: Soft Open

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Your boarding pass is digital. The weather data was not.
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Air Traffic Control facilities have started retiring their arsenal of floppy disks, the Department of Transportation says. @ABC News' @DannyNewTV reports. abcnews.link/972FEu0
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THE MORNING YARD: Making Room

THE MORNING YARD: Making Room

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THE LAST CALL: Same Job, Better View

THE LAST CALL: Same Job, Better View

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THE MORNING YARD: Nobody Is Going Anywhere

THE MORNING YARD: Nobody Is Going Anywhere

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THE LAST CALL: We're Going in a Different Direction

THE LAST CALL: We're Going in a Different Direction

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THE MORNING YARD: Please Leave a Message

THE MORNING YARD: Please Leave a Message

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THE LAST CALL: Everybody Changed the Channel

THE LAST CALL: Everybody Changed the Channel

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THE MORNING YARD: Your Complaint Has Been Received

THE MORNING YARD: Your Complaint Has Been Received

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THE LAST CALL: The Defense Rests

THE LAST CALL: The Defense Rests

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THE MORNING YARD: Concerned, Not Worried

THE MORNING YARD: Concerned, Not Worried

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THE LAST CALL: Your Self-Assessment Has Been Received

THE LAST CALL: Your Self-Assessment Has Been Received

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THE MORNING YARD: Playing Against Type

THE MORNING YARD: Playing Against Type

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THE LAST CALL: Supervision Is Optional

THE LAST CALL: Supervision Is Optional

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A Georgia mayor put a GPS tracker on the police chief's truck. The whole department quit.
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The McRib lawsuit survives a motion to dismiss.
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THE MORNING YARD: Contents May Not Match the Costume

THE MORNING YARD: Contents May Not Match the Costume

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