Enjoy the simple things. Drink good whiskey. Do good.
Des Moines, IA
Joined February 2011
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The past month I've been sober, reading a lot on Stoicism and brushing up on @naval ideals and principles, and changed up my diet regimen.
I feel better, think more clearly, and feel like I'm ready to take on the world.
2022 is the year of absolutely explosive growth.
Dallas Michael retweeted
Turns out you can’t win elections by betraying your constituents and accomplishing nothing that you promised 🤷♂️
Dallas Michael retweeted
The Republican congress did nothing. Achieved nothing. Took the mandate they were given and did precisely zero with it. Feckless losers who are relieved to no longer be in the majority. The only thing Republicans do with power is bide their time until they can relinquish it.
Dallas Michael retweeted
Some people are gonna have a harder path than you.
Some people are gonna have an easier path than you.
While you are out here concerned about who has it harder or easier…
There are motherfuckers out here doing whatever the fuck it takes regardless of the circumstances.
Those are the people who are gonna win.
Dallas Michael retweeted
We will donate one million dollars to the University of Iowa Health Care Stead Family Children's Hospital..
We would like to thank that hospital for everything that they do #PMSLive
THIS IS A $300,000 THROW FOR DALLAS CLARK..
$150,000 TO FINLEY
$150,000 TO THE IOWA CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL
RIGHT THRU THE UPRIGHTS 👏
#CollegeGameDay
Dallas Michael retweeted
Quit making struggles your identity.
And start making overcoming your struggles your identity.
…because there is zero nobility in perpetual victimhood.
Zero.
There is tremendous nobility in inspiring others through your example to overcome…
…Everything.
Dallas Michael retweeted
The deaths of Cora, Dawson, and Callan were an act of unspeakable cruelty, and no amount of public sympathy, pink clothing, or commentary about postpartum struggle can launder that fact. You can acknowledge that stay-at-home mothers face crushing isolation, sleep deprivation, and mental health crises without treating the strangling of three children as something that deserves a fan club. Those two truths are not mutually exclusive. What is exclusive is pretending that “she was suffering” cancels the moral reality of what was done to those kids. Anyone who has publicly sided with Lindsay Clancy as if she is the primary victim in this story has chosen to look away from three small bodies in a basement. Mental illness can explain a collapse. It does not make the killing of children anything other than evil, and it does not entitle anyone to applause for standing with the person who did it.
Dallas Michael retweeted
Guys, she took the oldest son to the basement to murder him. He escaped, ran, hid in his father’s office, before she hunted him down and strangled him to death with a giant rubber band. And then repeated that process for the other two. She knew what she was doing.
Dallas Michael retweeted
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Dallas Michael retweeted
Me: officer, the guy had a knife and yelled aloha snackbar. I neutralized the threat and then rendered first aid.
Officer: people said you packed the wound with sliced ham while laughing and saying “say hi to your pedo prophet for me”
Me: all I know is I packed the wound….
Dallas Michael retweeted
That time The Usos showed up to dance with their father Rikishi at RAW 1000 😂
Dallas Michael retweeted
I miss how Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network only aired commercials aimed at kids. I wish there was an option for that on Hulu and Youtube like please no more insurance or antidepressants please only show me the latest in super soaker technology
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Greatness requires crazy.
The greatest feats of human achievement.
The best life stories in history.
The greatest companies ever built.
The automobile.
The airplane.
The light bulb.
All crazy mfers who weren't afraid to jump.
Every great business...
Every great life...
Every great story…
Requires a little bit of "fuck it".
The greatest things in history were accomplished by crazy people.
#100to0
Dallas Michael retweeted
The Valley of Dispair is a very real place on the journey to succeeding when you're working on a new initiative.
And to think I believe this is fun 😅
