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all i have in this world is my balls and my word.

dreaming bigger
Joined September 2016
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Me getting escorted out of Walmart when I weigh PS5 as tomato
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Hey @grok kindly translate this manuscript please.
Written account of Jesus rising from the dead identified in 2,000-year-old manuscript, study suggests trib.al/XFIwGJj
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Replying to @IAmDonawon
This is the Testimonium Flavianum from Josephus’ Antiquities (Book 18). Standard English translation: About this time lived Jesus, a wise man, if one ought to call him a man. He performed surprising deeds and taught those who accept truth gladly. He won over many Jews and Greeks. He was the Christ. When Pilate condemned him to the cross at the urging of our leaders, those who first loved him did not stop. He appeared to them alive again on the third day, as the divine prophets had foretold these and countless other wonders about him. The tribe of Christians, named from him, has not disappeared to this day.
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Come on, @Grok, be honest. What exact method did the Egyptians use to raise 80-ton granite blocks 140 feet above the ground, and what evidence establishes that method? We have proposed explanations, but we haven’t established exactly how they did it, have we?
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Agentic money laundering
Our investigators are observing never-seen-before laundering patterns with the stolen funds from the Binance exploit. Thousands of transactions in a short period suggest that the attackers are using automation to obscure the trail of funds. Rather than simply moving funds onward, they repeatedly circulate them among addresses, often sending funds back to addresses involved earlier in the sequence. Read more: chainalysis.com/blog/binance…
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Le trader le plus rentable de l’histoire des cryptos.
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I like all of you. You were all kind to me. Do not show up to Shibuya tomorrow.
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Replying to @skullNick3 @FBI @CIA
They knew too
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Binance will be "hacked"... 2026 or 2027. There is no bottom in the market until Binance is hacked. It's part of the script.
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Binance will be "hacked"... 2026 or 2027. There is no bottom in the market until Binance is hacked. It's part of the script.
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Mf that's called rape
Can a diCK enter a lady's pussy while she's asleep without her knowing? 🤔
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lol
This shit does not look good on paper
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okay, pause.
Optimus paired with Neuralink will perform modern day miracles
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whoever said you can’t fire with fire didn’t have a stick
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Ma boi taking this AI lifestyle seriously mahn 😭😭😭😭
WHERE THE PARTY AT … ❄️🥂❄️
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Nigga ain't you dead too?
Rest in peace, Sir Patrick Stewart... you will be greatly missed by the world.
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The sort of thing your agent writes tests for
The chances of being killed by a landmine delivered by a bear are low, but they are never zero.
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are oranges named oranges because they’re orange? or is orange named orange because oranges are orange?
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"May thy knife chip and shatter".
What is the greatest fight scene of all time?
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to the apps that pause my music when i open them, fuck you
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i’m out of the loop on purpose. please don’t loop me in.
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