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The Turf Whisperer. Formerly the Gridiron Einstein. Formerly rhe Pigskin Wizard.

Joined June 2009
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Screw u rush pinball
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DO NOT PLAY THE RUSH PINBALL MACHINE IN THE CAMDEN WAWA!!! IT TOOK MY FRIGGIN QUARTERS!!! Im about to choose freewill & put my foot up its canadian ass!!! (god rest your soul neal peart rip)
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New things dropping this Friday! Stay tuned. ⚔️🔥
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hey @therealcarl2 look
This one’s for the 90’s kids that stayed up too late 🤣
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Excited to be at Galaxycon: Animate! Raleigh this weekend Jan 5-7. I’ll be doing an ATHF panel with Carey Means & @danasnyder and a YPF panel with @HenryLovesYou! My bio says I wrote something called “The Land of Boggs”. Stop by and tell me what it is!
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I’m on Cameo and I can make youre holiday a living hell! Hire me to ruin the christmas of youre enemy!!! v.cameo.com/e/koY0spDtHFb
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Who is ready for the return of #AquaTeenHungerForce tonight on @adultswim!? Exclusive interview: youtu.be/OwGvtErPjrE @DaveWillis2 @Carey_Means @danasnyder #AdultSwim
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I just joined cameo!!!! Hire me tomorow to give you my forcefull opinions!!! I will get rid of your stupidest uncle with the power of my voice!!! cameo.com/davidwillis
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I just joined cameo!!!! Hire me tomorow to give you my forcefull opinions!!! I will get rid of your stupidest uncle with the power of my voice!!! cameo.com/davidwillis
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DAMN STRIAGHT!!!! I looooook goooooooood!
Let's get fit. New episodes of Aqua Teen Hunger Force premiere 11/26 @ 11:30 pm
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VHS so I can study film tomorow and email play sugestions to Giants website
Replying to @therealcarl2
Are you watching it recorded on a dvr
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I hate that Brian Daboll looks like a poor man’s Carl.
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FLATTEN DABOLL’S TIRES!!! He does not leave until he personaly apologizes to every season ticket holder! Make him wash our feet like jesus!!!
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YOUR ON YOURE OWN TONITE, BART OATES!!!!
Ready to watch the GMEN on #SundayNightFootball !!!! Who’s with me?
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FIRE DABOLL BEFORE THE GAME IS OVER!!!!! SEND A MESSAGE!!!!!
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Goodbye Boston!!!! It was a pleasure!!!! Keep worshipping me like the dogs you are!!!!!
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