A story I wrote called “I cannot know all the damage I have wrought” (1/5)

I’m eating raspberries with marscapone and it’s the most intensely interested he’s ever been in something I’ve been eating. Bougie ass dog

If I ever change jobs, new coworkers will have a solid 3 month vetting process and need to answer “will you have me hop on zoom calls on our days off” and “will you text me to look at work 3 hours after we’ve left the office today” before they get my person phone number

This actually stopped my workout bc I got so annoyed at it that I’m just having tummy time on my yoga mat

I love listening to one song over and over a normal amount of times

Had to hop on a zoom call and over boiled my boiled cider and now it’s caramel

One line that went crazy in the theatre for the showing of you can see everything I was when Billy said “I don’t want to have to move to Arizona.” All the Arizonans were hooting and hollering at that

They’re letting you have wine now while you stare at the hot topic in the dying small town mall

Putting on the lotion that makes me scream

Omgg my favorite pastry and pizza place in town and one of my favorite for either of those things full stop closed down! It was run by this brusque woman from Milan and she’s doing private cooking lessons now. I gotta do it. I gotta have her be mean to me again

The look I get when I am sitting but he has decided it is Play Time

Mom says she and dad are dressing up as Justin and Hailey Bieber for Halloween lol

Moon pie’s choice

Taught this to my ESL students this week while we were talking about making inferences