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Chelsea Kalt

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Joined April 2009
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Bagels spark joy
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Big Timi
@OrevaZSNJun 30
One of the weird things about having ageing parents is getting a text that says, “Call me when you get the chance.” It’s a gamble on whether someone died or they can’t figure out the TV.
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Insert @PFTCommenter limerick on a Simpson in Los Angeles
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Sleeper
@SleeperHQApr 13
Rory McIlroy has won two Masters since the Jets have had their last interception
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The Masters
@TheMastersApr 12
It's Masters Sunday. #themasters
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Devastating news
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@flushingitgolfApr 8
It appears that Viktor Hovland is officially off the market!
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Why ANWA Saturday Is the Best Day at Augusta National

Why ANWA Saturday Is the Best Day at Augusta National

Fried Egg Golf's Meg Adkins explains why Saturday at the Augusta National Women's Amateur is the best way to spend a day at Augusta National.

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Meg Adkins@megadkins_TFEApr 5
One more from today's notebook...Darren Woo, Marin's caddie, local firefighter, and dad of 5, had an all-time dad joke after the win: "She was on fire, and for once, I was not putting out that fire!" Today was Darren's first time caddying at ANGC.
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Everyday I throw out an expired food/beverage/condiment at my parents house. Today’s work? Taco shells that expired in August 2018. – at Westport, CT
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Todays item: Heinz sweet relish expired on September 9, 2022
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Today’s item: Philadelphia Cream Cheese expired on February 10, 2026
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Big Cat
@BarstoolBigCatMar 20
I fall for St Mary’s every year. Hate myself
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New York Giants
@GiantsFeb 3
On this day, we defeated the undefeated
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Staples Football is seeking experienced coach with an understanding of defensive scheme. This role will help operate defense from field level during games. Preference will be given to those with experience coaching DBs. Email [email protected] if interested. #cthsfb
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Clue Heywood@ClueHeywoodJan 4
Welcome to the Scariest Sunday of them all
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this swiftie shit is forever bro im NEVER clocking out
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Baseball is a sick and twisted sport.
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McNeil
@REFLOG1811 Oct 2025
Going into work on Monday
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Jaxson Dart high fived the official
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Cut4
@Cut42 Oct 2025
me and the life of a showgirl tn
Kerry Carpenter and Dillon Dingler hug and lovingly look into each other's eyes after the Tigers advance to the ALDS. They wear road gray Tigers uniforms.

ALT Kerry Carpenter and Dillon Dingler hug and lovingly look into each other's eyes after the Tigers advance to the ALDS. They wear road gray Tigers uniforms.

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Big Cat
@BarstoolBigCat28 Sep 2025
JAXSON DART
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Nothing on my end thanks guys let’s circle back after Labor Day.
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Big Cat
@BarstoolBigCat22 Dec 2024
Soup in a blowout
System White Boy (@systemwhiteboy) profile pictureSystem White Boy@systemwhiteboy22 Dec 2024
Replying to @BarstoolBigCat
Would you rather always have a bowl of soup ready at your disposal for the rest of your life (your choice) or always be able to do a backflip at command regardless of your age
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