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Jake (Not State Farm)

@therealjakeeeee

Let's discuss civilly, shall we?

 New York, NY
Joined July 2018
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Ouch time
Ohio’s Tate (@OhioTate) profile pictureOhio’s Tate
@OhioTateSep 1
I personally guarantee that Ohio State will go 12-0 this season. If they lose a game, I will….
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Green and Yellow, unless Pink counts whether you can hear it or not (I.e. anyone anywhere says my name, I get paid $1).
Lou (@_iamlougotti) profile pictureLou
@_iamlougottiNov 7
Which 2 are you picking??
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If the Ravens had given up a second round pick and Nelson had missed two games, fans might’ve skinned EDC alive
Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) profile pictureIan Rapoport
@RapSheetNov 6
#Seahawks G Quenton Nelson will have surgery to clean out some cartilage in his knee, sources say, as fragments had been causing an issue recently. The plan is for Nelson to avoid Injured Reserve, and his timeline is a few weeks. Seattle has two games, then a Week 11 bye.
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Marlon Humphrey is genuinely bad. Sorry that hurts your feelings Marlo but you are no longer good at football.
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The Ravens defense doesn’t resemble anything like it did prior to 2024. They’re bad. They’re sloppy. They make a lot of mistakes. It’s a shame.
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Moody: deep kickoff and 53 yard FG. That’s my new kicker.
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Nothing new here. Slow and never in the right place.
Chris Cooper (@ChrisCooper_NFL) profile pictureChris Cooper
@ChrisCooper_NFLNov 6
Marlon Humphrey is an absolute liability.
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This is the best playoff game anyone has ever had
Jay (@JustHooops) profile pictureJay
@JustHooopsNov 4
Tim Duncan — 2003 NBA Finals, Game 6 21 PTS | 20 REB | 10 AST | 8 BLK
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Do you know how many banger movies Will Ferrell was in between 2001-2010
HAWK (@HawkEmDownChris) profile pictureHAWK
@HawkEmDownChrisNov 4
You’re locked inside a movie theater for 24 hours. You can only watch movies starring one actor the entire time. Whose filmography are you choosing?
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Jets get: Lamar Jackson Ravens get: Leonard Moore, Charlie Becker, Jordan Seaton, Will Echols
Matt (@WhoosierDey) profile pictureMatt@WhoosierDeyNov 2
Calling it now. Manning, Mestemaker and Sellers all go back to school. Jets panic and offer all 3 first round picks for Lamar Jackson, Ravens accept.
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A little sweaty at the end of those last two games but a win is a win 😮‍💨 😅
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if Stephen caught that holy moly
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Me, yelling at my TV
Su’a Kristopher Cravens (@SuaKCravens) profile pictureSu’a Kristopher Cravens
@SuaKCravensNov 1
No idea what we’re doing I’m defense right now … no way we should give up 50 yards in 10 seconds
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In a heartbeat
DeeJay 🇳🇬 (@EdOverRay) profile pictureDeeJay 🇳🇬
@EdOverRayOct 29
Would you trade Kyle Hamilton for 2 1sts if it mean you could use one of the firsts you got in 2027 and your own 2027 pick to trade up for Colin Simmons or Dylan Stewart?
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Did Cowherd really just say Lamar Jackson is 3/5 of Josh Allen
Kevin Oestreicher (@koestreicher34) profile pictureKevin Oestreicher
@koestreicher34Oct 30
Colin Cowherd on Ravens QB Lamar Jackson: “Is he a more talented Kyler Murray…Lamar gets banged up a lot. That’s part of who he is. He’s about 62%, 65% of Josh Allen”
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QB: Taylor RB: Peoples WR1: Becker WR2: Wilson
Saturday Report (@SatReportCFB) profile pictureSaturday Report
@SatReportCFBOct 27
You have $12 to build the best offense in college football. Who are your 4 picks?
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Last week everyone was dogging Miami for needing 2OT to beat FSU; meanwhile, BYU just lost in 2OT to UCF lol.
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Mahomes, Pickens, Nabers, Barkley and LaPorta
billy (@billyinohio) profile picturebilly
@billyinohioOct 14
build your perfect offense with $15 who you got? 🏈
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I think the Falcons should go all in Falcons receive: Justin Herbert Charges receive: Penix, 2027 1st, 2028 1st (possibly more draft compensation). I know Herbert's numbers don't look great right now, but imagine him throwing to London, Pitts and Bijan
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The Titans are not drafting Drew over Jeremiah Smith are you high
Jason Lewis (@Jasonlewis54) profile pictureJason Lewis
@Jasonlewis54Oct 12
2027 NFL Mock draft 3.0 post week 5 of the NFL season
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