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fighting for chaos emerald equality one step at a time (destroying the master emerald)

Joined March 2018
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gay people be making pots and pans music but wont pick up a pot or pan and cook a meal just smoke pot and be pan
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if yo mama and daddy racist and u not racist when ur 30 then that’s the best u can do sorry
A cantora Slayyyter se pronunciou após resgatarem tweets racistas publicados por ela quando tinha 15 anos: “Ficar investigando meu passado com conteúdo adulto, me procurar em vlogs de amigos e em tweets antigos aleatórios nos quais eu falava sobre sexo e trabalho sexual… Essa atenção repentina é legal e tudo mais, mas é perturbador ter pessoas tentando encontrar coisas para me destruir. Por que vocês querem tanto me ver fracassar? Todo mundo está tentando me cancelar por coisas e comportamentos da época do ensino médio. Quantas vezes vou ter que dizer que não sou mais esse tipo de pessoa e que não sou assim há mais de 15 anos? Tenho 30 anos agora. Não ajo nem digo as coisas que dizia no ensino médio.”
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having fun writing a long emotional letterboxd review about a movie that deeply touched me that goes on for paragraphs and pages before I finally delete the whole thing and write one sentence
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They should create a Google Map that actually lists the streets and avenues when you Zoom in to the point you no longer can.
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People my age: i need to get serious about settling down and starting a family Me: i need to get serious about watching movies again
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Saw a guy call it cuck coding instead of vibe coding because you just sit in a chair and watch😭
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sorry i Can’t hangout my clothes look fucking stupid on me
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how it feels trying to interact with someone you desperately want to befriend
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actually insane to be at the point we can call staying focused on something for more than 30 minutes being held "hostage"
Still don't understand how multiplayer games that hold you hostage at variable 30~60+ minutes at a time remain popular in the big 2026
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women love it when they can hear the hard drives spinning in the NAS you keep in your bedroom when they're trying to sleep, it turns them on to think you're seeding torrents
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awesome opener
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i find casual sex really useful personally because i physically can't deep clean my room unless i have someone coming over
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what are some good beginner cities for someone just getting into living at the tender age of 27
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celebrating kirkmas by taking a hot load in the throat
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what do people who solo travel do because i need someone to turn to and say wow look at that every two seconds idk
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went on a date to an art gallery but she walked through so quickly that after the date ended i said my goodbyes and then snuck back around to look at some things i missed
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Love how these pics illustrate that the U.S.A. is a toilet bowl society squatting in Eden
Replying to @coolfunghost
it really has some of the most beautiful parking lots on earth lol
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situationship dropped a new banger
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maybe this is cringe but i do kinda think its about getting better at everything and having sex
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