Speeches have changed the world and what good are speeches without sarcasm? Sarcasming away to make this world a better place!

Hyderabad, India
Joined October 2009
Even grandpa would've jumped out of coma and danced to #Mercy!Insane beats by our boy @Its_Badshah! And @LaurenGottlieb I'm 😳💘😵!!Good work!
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KRK justifying cumshots! xitter.cf/kamaalrkhan/status/749…
Never hold urself solely responsible for any misfortune in life Coz no single raindrop is ever alone responsible for any flood. Good night.
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Wahi DDLJ, picche galli ke woh sharmaji ka beta, haan, woh hai shayad fav movie. xitter.cf/charmisan24/status/749…
Replying to @itsSSR
@itsSSR who is ur fav movie of srk? #AskSushant
Puranam Prithvi retweeted
Because, obvious reasons. 😂 #dogproblems #dogsoftwitter #dogsrule
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Now that's how you tell you got good wood in your pants! RT !
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Watching 50 shades of grey, yeaha! Can't wait to see you, Sasha. #RhymeAFilmTitle
Watching 50 shades of grey, yeaha! Can't wait to see you, Sasha. #RhymeAFilmTitle
You good in bed, I'm curious? I like it 2 Fast 2 Furious! #RhymeAFilmTitle
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Planned this trip to beat the stress, about to board the Pineapple Express! #RhymeAFilmTitle
Buy a beer can, Lure and kill the Irishman!#RhymeAFilmTitle
Indian television Taking fetishes to a whole new level!#100EpisodesofBHRK
#Befikre wraps up its shoot. Befiker hoke release kardo, hum hai na fans, sambhal lengay!
Shitting on the plates they use to eat. #BJPKiBalikaVadhu
'Beti Bachao' in BJP dictionary-Make dem Woman be4 de cld really understand d meaning of a 'Beti' #BJPKiBalikaVadhu
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Shitting on the plates they use to eat. #BJPKiBalikaVadhu
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent! Nothing can justify terrorism. #Dhaka
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