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jester’s privilege account; big ideas gal; banned on hinge (innocent)

DCish
Joined September 2008
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I keep one tit out for Virginia
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And you know what. I’ve been saying this
I made compend.org. It's a Letterboxd-style review site for all earthly things. It just seemed like a fun idea. I'll keep adding features if people use it, probably.
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Anderson Cooper locking in when he heard Mariah Carey’s name 😭
First Mariah Carey reference of the evening. Hopefully not the last.
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Replying to @benepla_
HE GOT ACTIVATED LIKE A SLEEPER AGENT OMG
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I hope everyone is learning Arabic.
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“Let’s do it. Let’s try to call the president.” @DashaBurns and @politico colleagues with some high risk, very real and very brilliant journalism here. That wait while Trump’s phone rings… If you’re ever in doubt as a reporter, do this. Think big and just try it.
“I don’t want to be just sitting there for two years vetoing everything.” President Donald Trump picked up a call from @DashaBurns on POLITICO Elections Live and talked to us about the blue wave and how he’s willing to work with incoming congressional Democrats.  Watch live now: politi.co/4AgCofb
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“Everybody transgender, nobody computer” - Hasan piker, 2026 @hasanthehun
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This show was THEEE Netflix and chill of my youth
They tried to take this from you.
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They tried to take this from you.
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Hasan Piker told his chat that if he reaches Level 20 on the Twitch Hype Train, he will blow a kiss to the @LBC hosts during his interview. HE IMMEDIATELY REGRETTED IT and he turned so red omg 😭
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Goals
never deleting this app bc wdym your 97yo neighbor made a “dramatic exit” at his birthday party
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GOP operative: "Floor has fallen out"
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GOVERNOR KEISHA LANCE BOTTOMS!!!!!!
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Watching the entire election map start turning blue county by county
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Reaching out to my blexans
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Hmmm how many screens we doing tonight guys. I’m thinking phone, switch, tv and laptop. Thinking switch and tv for fun media. Phone and laptop for poll purgatory
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good morning
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Kingdom Hearts 5 is gonna be fucking crazy
WWE and Disney have expended their partnership
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Flirt today!!! u could die tomorrow!!!
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