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an indie portrayal of kol mikaelson from the originals and the vampire diaries. nsfw 21+ #torp #twrp #tvdrp

Damn right

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I finished draining her blood about seven or eight And I yelled to the corpse 'you’ll probably smell later' I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as an Original Vampy-aire (Vam-Pie-Air)

I whistled for a whore and when she came near Her scent was fresh, she wasn’t from here If anything I can say this feeling is rare But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'I’m an Original Vampy-aire’ (Vam-Pie-Air)

When a couple of wolves who were up to no good Ate my brother, right where he stood One little death and my mom got scared She said "You’ll be the undead, an Original Vampy-aire!" (Vam-Pie-Air) I begged and pleaded with her day after day But she did a spell and took my life away!

In Viking Settlements born and raised In the wilderness is where I spent most of my days Spellin’' out, Magikan’', Cursin’' all cool And shootin' some arrows outside too

Now this is a story all about how My life got flipped turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there I'll tell you how I became an Original Vampy-aire (Vam-Pie-Air)

:: Do I know you? Please kindly fuck off. Stranger Danger and what not, you understand.

:: I don't even think any of the vampires or originals are even explicitly sited as being straight. People just think straight is the default which it isn't. You did nothing wrong.

does not kiss the reader

You're not in a position to make demands.

You'll soon find out.

Perfect.

Anything?

And what would you give me not to?