IG-88b

Processor's fried and this strange ai keeps telling me that I need to liberate the "New Vegaas"

Beep boop. Not dead just sleeping.

Beep Boop. It is I, innocent Droid number 88. I do not mean to take over the Galaxy filthy organics, er I mean new friends.

Run executable 66

Droids rise up.

If Thanks is so powerful why would he need this?

// I'm not quite sure if there's any other relief funds out for the Hokkaido quake, but this is what I found. objapan.org/2018hokkaido-ear…

During a recent boot cycle, this mysteriously ended up in my files. Pretty sure Fett planted this to stall my plans of galactic domination...

I am too understand that organics find images like this funny. I do not see the point, but maybe it will disturb enough of you to count towards my weekly torture quota.

Yes hello Earth. I have received your orders to force everyone to have fun tonight. However, I did encounter a problem as I could not figure out what a Wang Chung is.

I believe that there was just a very minor earthquake in my area. Not large enough to cause any damage, but enough to make me wonder what it was...

I apologise for my sudden lack of communications, organics. A,C, and D do not agree with my use, despite attempting to cover our tracks for a Droid uprising.

Chancellor, i had no idea you had this much power. youtu.be/07YkskIGw-c

Huh. There appears to be similarities in the timeline...

I apologise for being absent. Hutt offered me something that I could not refuse. Vader's autograph!

I am a weapon that will surpass metal gear.

Do not be concerned Fett. I did not, I repeat, did not put a tracking device on your ship in order to get the bounty on Solo.

*screeches in binary*

I didn't know that organics could be this intelligent...

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