if I had a dollar for every time I said I’d never drink again I’d have enough money to go drinking again.
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Robert Bankert retweeted
If Ted Cruz uploads a photo of himself on a beach with the caption “Down here the only snow is blow,” I’ll support.
People need something better to do with their lives than stand on an overpass with a flag of who they’re voting for...
When Wokes and Racists Actually Agree on Everything youtu.be/Ev373c7wSRg via @YouTube this is too good not to share
A pretty good depiction of the current state of America is that we still need signs telling people not to stop on train tracks.
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Trying to have a chill night watching my neighbors fireworks and the other neighbor is blasting Don’t Take the Girl. Cmon man you’re killing the vibe.
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The lady in front of me at plublix just bought 2 corn on the cobs and a 24oz Heineken... I don’t want to know what’s going on after this
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Nicotine replacement therapy via epidermal patches is a scam. They work wonderfully, but each step costs the same even though with each step you’re getting less product. 7/10 would recommend unless you’re an economist.
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Robert Bankert retweeted
Ask yourself:
Do you really want to be THAT guy that says "I don't want to be that guy" who really is that guy?
My favorite part about #coronavirus is that you get a clear picture of what authoritarianism looks like right or left wing. Believe what you wanna believe but damn don’t be a robot.
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Showing you know how to properly merge onto the highway should be a requirement before you can get your license or renew it
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I feel bad for Verne sometimes because I imagine eating cereal for breakfast and dinner without milk everyday for your whole life sounds miserable.
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Being surrounded constantly by dangerous and potentially harmful situations can make you take your health and safety for granted. Just a little self reminder to be thankful for those things because they can be taken in an instant.
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