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Charleston, SC
Joined August 2022
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"A treeless, desolate waste of uninhabitable solitude, which has always been and must continue uninhabited forever.” -General Randolph Marcy, describing where I grew up.
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The global face of AI has been brought down by his human body. Somebody write a hot take about this.
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Brutal
I saw the recent sermon comparisons between Josh Howerton and Joby Martin — particularly on the wallet example — and thought, “there couldn’t possibly be more, right?” Well, I was wrong. Large portions of this same sermon by Josh closely match part 3 of Robert Morris’s "The Blessed Life" series from 2023. This is a shortened version of my full 11 minute video, which is on Youtube (link below). Both original sermons are ~45 minutes (also linked below).
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As a proud GCTS alum, I’m encouraged to see this!
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On Veterans Day.
Democrat Scott Colom defeats Republican Sen. Cindy Hyde-Smith, becoming Mississippi’s first Black U.S. senator since 1881.
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Hey, do you hate AI music and want real artists to keep making music? Well, guess what, I've got an opportunity for you to help with that... 24 HOURS TO GO! 82% funded! kickstarter.com/projects/nat…
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lol this sounds like the response of a damned soul Dante stops to talk to in Hell—The refusal of repentance and God's love, the continued obsession with old political enemies, the combination of defiance and self-pity
🚨 Q: You're entering the next life [before God], all you have to do to enter paradise is feel love and forgiveness for James Comey, Nancy Pelosi, etc...can you do it? TRUMP: Then I wouldn't be real, would I? The easy answer is, yes, I could forgive. They are extremely dishonest people, bad people, I love our country far more...the answer is no. I want to be honest. Q: In judgement before God? TRUMP: I do hate some of my enemies. Look what they put me through. REPORTER: You had the most charmed and remarkable life of any American in my entire lifetime, and you can't find it in your heart to forgive some of your enemies? TRUMP: All I have to do is say yes, I can. Can I be honest? I probably cannot do that. Because I do hate some of my enemies — and I always will. Never heard Trump get asked such a deep question like that before. He COULD just say "yes" and get out of the question, but he didn't One thing you have to admit is this man is brutally honest.
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How long has James Talerico been in seminary? Finish that Mdiv already, bro.
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Watched this with my kids and talked about it. While I don't expect the President to be a theologian, it is sad to see a man so close to the end who knows nothing of God's grace.
“I do hate some of my enemies, and I always will,” says President Trump. cbsn.ws/4epCFnt
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It quite literally might be the singlest funniest thing that has ever happened in politics, ever.
I could write jokes for 800 years and I'd never think of something funnier than Trump booking the Four Seasons for his big presser, and it turning out to be the Four Seasons Total Landscaping parking lot between a dildo store and a crematorium.
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Most Ranked wins since 2023: Texas - 18 Georgia - 16 Alabama - 14 Ohio State - 13 Oregon - 13 Notre Dame - 12 Ole Miss - 11
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Spotify just announced a feature that could either save the music industry or destroy it. Starting as early as Q1 2027, Spotify Premium subscribers will be able to use AI to transform any participating artist’s song into a completely different version. Turn a folk ballad into a dance track. Make a hip-hop song sound acoustic. Generate a cover where one artist’s voice performs another artist’s song. Remix a pop hit into lo-fi study music. Create the version of your favorite song that only existed in your head until now. The remixes will be uploaded directly to Spotify. They’ll appear in playlists. They’ll count toward the original song’s chart position. And most importantly the original artist will earn royalties every time someone listens to a fan-created remix of their work. Spotify has already signed a landmark licensing deal with Universal Music Group the world’s largest record label. Negotiations with Sony Music and Warner Music are ongoing. The feature will cost an additional $4–$5/month on top of Spotify Premium. And analysts project 7–8% of American subscribers will adopt it by 2028. This is not Suno or Udio generating music from text prompts. This is fans remixing real songs by real artists with the artists’ permission, on the world’s largest streaming platform, with royalties flowing back to the creators. A music industry analyst who’s covered streaming economics for 15 years told her team something after reading the licensing agreement that reframed how she understood the future of recorded music. “Spotify just turned 640 million listeners into 640 million potential remixers. The question isn’t whether people will use it they will. The question is whether paying artists for fan remixes solves the economics of streaming or creates a world where the original recording is worth less than the infinite remixes generated from it.” Here’s what Spotify’s AI remix feature actually is, who wins, who loses, and why this might be the most consequential decision in the music industry since the launch of streaming itself 🧵
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What has NT Wright gotten himself into now?
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Nobody beats Texas like Texas 😂
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On National Bison Day, we celebrate this majestic symbol of strength and resilience. The bison represents our rich American heritage and is one of the greatest conservation success stories of all time. 🦬
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I owe you an apology, Mormons. I wasn’t really familiar with your game.
BREAKING: Utah criminally charges Kalshi's CEO and COO with 13 counts of illegal gambling
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BREAKING: BAR STOOL SPORTS ACQUIRED BY JACOBIN
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Gameday is going to Sarah Lawrence College next week
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“Welcome to the Joe Rogan Experience. I’m Joe Rogan, he\him. We are recording our show on unceded Cherokee land…”
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Wow.
CBS News projects Annie Andrews has defeated Darlene Graham in SC, another Democratic flip in the U.S. Senate. Trump handpicked Graham as the candidate, despite her lack of experience in politics.
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“Donald Trump asked voters to vote as if he was on the ballot. They did.”
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