“Damn, somebody put me on the Wild I need to sin.”

It’s a good sign that when I walk up to the airport they play @MariahCarey’s “All I Want for Christmas”? Like I feel like a fucking king sipping this margarita now.

Tom Elmhirst has my favorite @MWTM_Seminars yet. “Rolling in the Deep” is an absolute jam.

Feel like I’m about to do something really dirty with drum samples. Forgive me, Father.

F’real, can we ban color vinyl? It’s dumb.

Shout out to @BarefootSound for the absolutely killer costumer service. Sven and William are absolutely wonderful.

Really enjoyed watching the @MWTM_Seminars with @tonymaserati messing with a HPF for sometime before realizing it was not engaged. We are all humans and do this.

Unsure why eBay thinks I want to buy a thermostat.

There are apps to help you quit porn. I reported them all.

.38¢ saved, is .38 earned. (Inflation)

Cops and teachers should make six figures.

Named my bracket “Debbie Does San Antonio” and I’m feeling some weird pride about it.

jenlcaps and I shared this view with @beck. No joke. @ Mudbrick Vineyard & Restaurant instagram.com/p/BgJ1QqQggRw/ – at Auckland, New Zealand

Room mate peed in her dog’s dog bed last night in her sleep. And I’m all, “that’s karma, bitches.”

Lobby calls between midnight and 5am on off days are cruel and unusual punishment.

Hey, fuck you, dreams.

Yeah I coulda made that record.

Loud phone talkers on airplanes 🖕

The fuck is up with this? #