The Clawedfather 🐀

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If I’m at a club and John Wick shows up, I’m leaving. – at Montréal, Québec

I can’t remember the last time I flew @AirCanada and it was on time 😒 – at Dorval, Québec

It’s almost tax season where’s @johnsummit when you need him. – at Montréal, Québec

HOW DO THESE NOT SHIP TO CANADA ⁦@nikestore⁩ nike.com/launch/t/dunk-low-m…

A shortbread cookie in each hand. It’s called a balanced diet. – at Whitchurch-Stouffville, Ontario

Hey Fido thanks for offering me more monthly data at a slightly lower cost, but how about you stop charging me $13 a day to roam in the US 🤔🤔 – at Whitchurch-Stouffville, Ontario

Hey @costcocanada where are the Kirkland brand toques and leggings? 👀👀👀 – at Montréal, Québec

Feral #RatVerified – at Montréal, Québec

I’m about to make lunch for work and @johnsummit is still playing at Space 🥲 – at Montréal, Québec

Next Sunday is going to be LIT 🐉 – at Montréal, Québec

Lost my Fitbit, what’s the point of taking steps anymore? – at Montréal, Québec

How is brisk iced tea still in business – at Montréal, Québec

WHY DON’T YOU SHIP JIBBITZ TO QUEBEC @Crocs – at Montréal, Québec

I’m a Costco rotisserie chicken. 7.99 and I’m all yours – at Coteau-du-Lac, Québec

STM > TTC

I’ve heard of sleepwalking but have you ever heard of sleep turning off your alarm and setting a new one for 30 min later?

YYZ-YUL: 1 hour Waiting for my bag at YUL: 1 hour and counting @AirCanada

It finally happened to me, the server at the airport told me to have a nice flight and I said “thanks you too” 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠

When you order your my life is a bender hoodies while on a bender and they arrive just in time for another bender @johnsummit #benderception