
A Glaswegian chancer and one and only purveyor of #ToothTackleHugs™ ... I deal my own deck, sometimes the ace, sometimes the deuces!... SAPERE AUDE!
London, England
Joined April 2009
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So looking forward to seeing @SusanCalman at @HackneyEmpire with @sapphiccardigan 👋 – at Hackney, London
Off to see @SusanCalman at the Hackney Empire tonight, so @sapphiccardigan and I have come to an old haunt at @HowlingHops for some tank beer! 🍻 – at Poplar, London
So @sapphiccardigan and I tried to capture each other in songs that best described each other.
I chose "She's a Star" by James for Karen. Her pick for me was...
"I'm Only Happy When it Rains" by Garbage!
She's not wrong 😂 – at Wivenhoe, England
Currently binge watching series 4 of BBC #BlueLights and...#SoFar... Oh Gerry... 😢 – at Wivenhoe, England
This may be the most Grand Designs
#granddesigns episode ever.
Batshit designers (self-entitled twats), worrying finances and... Yes... A pregnancy... 🙄 – at Wivenhoe, England
Oh, and the designer botched the playschool pink arches (I mean, wtf?) and has to spend an extra £40k rendering them... #granddesigns – at Wivenhoe, England
Despite everything, there is still greatness on this app! #Bravo 🤣🤣🤣 – at Wivenhoe, England
Bloody hell Rangers, that was dire. Well done Jabonlec, your team deserved it.
@RangersFC , I've supported you more years than I care to mention, but I've started to shrug my shoulders when things like this happen. There's a disconnect and that's losing me.
#Rangers – at Glasgow, Scotland
Any chance of getting our luggage delivered @GLA_Airport? Been quite some time now... – at Renfrew, Scotland
Been 30 minutes now, still all we've got is this @GLA_Airport no staff no contacts via QR code nothing. – at Renfrew, Scotland
NOOOOO! Dolly!!! Noooo! 😢
BBC News - bbc.co.uk/news/live/c0ry0yzx…
Dolly Parton, legendary US country singer, dies aged 80 - BBC News – at Wivenhoe, England
A magnum of Pink Chicken wine for @sapphiccardigan and I? Don't mind if I do! #SlainteMhor – at Wivenhoe, England



















