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Buffalo
Joined May 2017
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nearly a week into #nowaternovember and i’ve never felt worse
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so was spongebob :)
I'm under a lot of the same conditions that made squidward so mean.
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sewing my credit card chip into the crotch of my pants so I can hump to pay
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scientists reveal the um
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hold this for me
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calling shit I don’t like “gay” as a gay guy
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Ya’ll know that the “GPT” in “ChatGPT” stands for “Grope, Penetrate, and Touch”, right? Ai ain’t so fucking cool now is it?
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damn they run this shit like the navy
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Sexting in England be like, “I’m feeling so bloody naughty like a right slut.”
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i hear rack city is beautiful this time of year
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to those who celebrate
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Your Pringles one-time code is 428511. Don’t share this with anyone.
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gay uncle pussy $1.99
🤝 Paid partnership
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whole house unemployed
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Older man not finding the lubricant so he grabs a Burger 🍔😍
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yesterday i spent half of anatomy class googling "serval and caracal that are friends" and. Guys. i got what i asked.
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i watched brokeback mountain with friends again......#minions
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She’s a 10 but doesn’t know da wae
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she is developing powers beyond our understanding.
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