ben

is that @CutonDime25 givin @salpalantonio some love mid interview?

i’m glad my eagles tweet didn’t age well. go birds. that was ugly though.

hurts gonna get more rushing than passing yards today

eagles d can’t handle this florida heat and i get it

damn @tyschmit must in pieces after the packers and iowa goes down before even getting to the first sunday of the nfl season. t’s & p’s bud

skenes is gonna throw it 107 tonight #AllStarGame2024

kind of annoyed the sixers won. theyre just prolonging the inevitable heartbreak but ill take it 🥴

so this is what being a fan of a poverty franchise feels like huh

eagles defense is a joke

lamar jackson is who i want jalen hurts to be

the eagles lost and i lost my fantasy league in one fell fucking swoop on that JSN touchdown catch. fuck me

so fucking pissed @ eagles right now. i can’t sleep im so pissed. just gotta tweet. the team can lose out the rest of the year for all i care. i hope this tweet doesn’t age well. god damn it

the eagles may have lost but patrick mahomes being a whiny baby back bitch is a win in my book

#idontwanttooverreactbut the eagles are dead. the niners and cowboys are complete teams, killing us. all of our wins were disgusting. we lost our OC/DC because we got to the big game last year. now this teams a mess. we’ll go to the playoffs and lose quick. it’s sad but true.

congrats to wowie roseman and the @Eagles for drafting an absolute DAWGGGG @JalenCarter. let’s win a super bowl this year huh? #PMSDraftSpectacular (venmo @bencashmoney)

1 year free from drugs and alcohol today. I’m extremely grateful for the support of my family, friends, treatment, sober living, AA, my network and the trust of my higher power to get me through every day. I feel happier and healthier than I could ever imagine. Love you all.

im tired. trying to hold on to a good vibe and everyone’s pushing the bad onto me.

let’s uhhh defund the GOVERNMENT

.@phoebe_bridgers can you tweet one of my drafts just to see if it has legs? you got a good audience for one liners