SETH (ITS OVER)

My mind is like my newly remodeled kitchen - open concept. I'm operating on another level, I'm texting the CEO of Sears. I'm the modern day Steve Ballmer. I'm an HDTV with an HDMI labeled: HGTV. No room for haters.

Working on something HUGE

People who try to change things we are used to = wrong. People who don’t try to change things = wrong. People who comment on people that do or no not change things = also wrong.

This is a CHad Kovac parody account

When edgy meme daddy says I need to pay, I pay no matter WHAT the cost!

“Hope everyone enjoys the opportunity to do a hate on Twitter.com. Cheers. XO. Peace. -Seth” - Seth

I’m off of twitter effective immediately.

Which is the handsome guy in Rascall Flatts?

Print my tweets out (on the back of used paper) and throw them in the recycling bin. It’s what I deserve.

Wow this really blew up! While you’re here, check out my Soundcloud.

To all those still inquiring about the bird cage: Yes the dead bird is still inside and yes it is disgusting.

Stay the hell away from my son!

If you’ve ever had diarrhea, guess again!

Do I... drink the water today?

Thinking of flirting with the possibility of potentially becoming “very online”.

I always keep 1-3 crystals in my front left pocket in the event that I wake up in another CBS pitch meeting and have to recite the spell once more.

Why are the laws THIS difficult to interpret? I beg as I drive my tractor straight through the post office.

Zimavirus

“I don’t care how many times they reboot it, people will never get tired of the spidered-man!” - Spider-Man President Dorf Pringle

You’ve been warned:

Dear God, will 2020 finally be the year when my account is fortunate enough to be caressed by the loving hands of popularity? Sadly, no