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Toronto, ON
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Here's a clip from my first ever TV taping @WpgComFest last year, where I talk about the varying degrees of 'White Lies'
You can watch the full set @CBC Television May 22nd 9pm EST youtu.be/UJ3YcH6LmhU
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TORONTO! Want to see THE LAST VOYAGE OF THE DEMETER early?
#TheMoviePodcast and @UniPicturesCAN want to give you the CHANCE TO WIN TICKETS for a special screening of #DemeterMovie early on August 9 at 7PM ET.
TO ENTER: FOLLOW, RT, and REPLY with a 🧛♂️ emoji. Closes August 4.
people use the term 'missing teeth' as if they're going to find them one day. those teeth aren't missing pal.
they're gone.
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BREAKING: Average home price in #Toronto is $1.4 mill. Mortgages are taking 64% of income and the young need an income of $265,664to afford to buy one. Rent average is $2,257 for a one bedroom. Answers?
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Just got knocked of my bike by this very entitled man in the middle of the intersection of High Park Ave and Bloor St. I’m really tired of being harassed as a cyclist in Toronto. Waiting for the cops.
So long.
Record-Breaking Voyager Spacecraft Begin to Power Down scientificamerican.com/artic… via @sciam
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Saturday April 16th! Share some laughs with @justforlaughs vet @thischristophe plus fellow Just-For-Laughians @wassimsokay @ElspethWright, Burbank Comedy Festival alum @saysthingsfunny, Zoofest fave @MeletianFalcon and more! 8pm & 10:30, $17.50, info/tix: comedynest.com
Last night was a blast. Can't wait for BOTH SHOWS tonight.
Friday April 15th! Two chances to catch @justforlaughs vet @thischristophe plus guests @saysthingsfunny @Rodney_Ramsey @thelucygervais @DarrenHenwood @wallygoodtimes and more! 8pm & 10:30, $15/$10st info/tix: comedynest.com
Really excited about this week at the @comedynest. If you live or have friends in Montréal, I'll be talking about my life, in joke form, for five shows this week!
This Thursday to Saturday (April 14-16) catch @justforlaughs vet @thischristophe plus great guests including Burbank Comedy Festival alum @saysthingsfunny (Friday/Saturday), JFL Zoofest fave @PaulBcomedy (Thursday) and more TBA! Info/tix: comedynest.com
starting a support group for those few of us who haven't caught COVID-19 in my tiny, un-ventilated garage.
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Tickets now on sale for @justforlaughs vet @thischristophe April 14-16 plus opening acts and MCs every show! Info/tix: comedynest.com/shows/
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Assault is terrifying. And just about everyone at that theater acting like nothing happened is terrifying. What a terrible show.
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Tonight’s Oscars proved that Hollywood is alive and well, still doing what it does best: protecting and celebrating disgusting behavior! 🎥🎉
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I've been planning this tour since before COVID. Get your tickets now so I don't have a panic attack. New Dates Added in London at Soho Theatre, Portsmouth, Winchester, Sheffield, Great Torrington, Carlisle, Stockton, Hawick, Edinburgh, Norwich, Northampton and Southend
awesome night. Thanks again @KeeshaBrownie and @RoseBrampton
A hilarious night of comedy curated by Stand-up Stitches! With sets by @keeshabrownie, @thischristophe, Zabrina Douglas, @patrickhaye, and @standupali.
Upcoming comedy #AtTheRose: @comicjaymartin November 25! TICKETS: bit.ly/jaymartin
#ThisIsBrampton sponsor: @algomau
