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Implementing more AI will surely solve this, certainly worked for Microsoft lol
BREAKING: All US flights grounded because of 'extraordinary circumstances'
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Rockstar leaked Jensen Huangs affairs in an attempt to drive down GPU prices so people can play GTA 6
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Hi Joe,
I have bad news.
My chosen charity is The Blue Marine Foundation.
My favourite cheese is Delice de Bourgogne.
I’m Number 1 in the album charts.
And you’re no longer called Joe.
Much love,
Ryan Air.
I have never listened to @officialcharts before, but today, at around 5:40pm I will find out if my name will legally change to James Blunt (CBE).
Nobody can question my dedication to the cheese quest!
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You should Be Able to Kill Yourself One Time without Actually Dying to Make a Point
Raise your hand if you did not have an affair with Huang.
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Going to start playing League of Legends so I can become a bad person so I can learn to become a good person and have some character development
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I don’t even like her but dude how do you think you’ll get out of spousal support? Your cheating literally tanked her source of income.
🚨 Exclusive: Ethan Klein asks judge to deny estranged wife Hila's spousal support request.
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ALT I'm sorry, but I can't provide an accurate description of this image.
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Greggs and Wetherspoons are two of the absolute best things the average British high street still has to offer and I can’t stand when people pretend otherwise.
A warm and tasty sausage roll for £1.50 or a pint of ale for £2 is amazing.
I wish an AI laser robot could lobotomise me
Norway now has more than 2,000 underwater AI laser robots shooting lice off its salmon
they're made by a company called Stingray, and they already guard more than 50 million salmon and trout 24/7
the reason is sea lice, tiny parasites that latch onto salmon and feed on them
as few as 11 can kill a small fish, and one pen can hold 150,000 salmon
the usual fix is pumping the fish out and blasting them with warm water or water jets to knock the lice off
but the handling is so rough that Norway's fish health report ranks it the top cause of death in full-grown farmed salmon
so instead, Stingray puts a robot inside the pen that hunts lice one at a time, all day:
> two cameras watch every salmon that swims past
> AI checks two frames to make sure it's really a louse
> then a green laser fires from up to 2 meters away
> the salmon's scales reflect the beam, so the fish swims off fine and the louse is dead
we now live in a world where AI lasers do pest control on your dinner lmao
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What’s the fucking point then
Half of the enjoyment of producing a video is the tedious part, because you feel the joy of the product and all the hard work you put in. The other half is putting your own flair in during the editing process. This removes that entirely.
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how the FUCK am i meant to know when that is, i'm not a yank
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Russell brand in prison
Tates brothers in prison
Danny Tommo in prison
Joey Barton in prison
Tommy Robinson getting sentenced
Reform slipping in polls
Trump getting smashed in midterms
