working with my least favorite coworker today... if you see me helping a customer don't try and steal my customer.. "how can I help you?" AS IM ACTIVELY HELPING THEM ALREADY
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i will never respect keisha for her support of cop city so i can’t even lib out over georgia
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despite all the healing i’ve done, this will be a large part of who i am for the rest of my life
I heard the e cream can cause your period to come back soooo I'll deal with the cramps.. thank youuuu
went to my top surgery consultation and the doctor was like "are you okay with leaving a little breast tissue? your tummy isn't the smallest and if we completely flatten you, it might make you look bigger" like yeah dude I know fat dudes have moobs that's chill with me homie
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it pisses me off so bad when people get mad at their pets for throwing up on the carpet
its an animal that felt sick and doesnt understand what a carpet is and now you're yelling at your poor pet that already felt unwell how do you not feel like a monster
hey guys im back on Twitter. i got super sad after my tweet went viral (sorry im sensitive) anyways I went to new york this past weekend and that was fun
