@throwaway5366

former baby

Joined January 2025
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Paddington Bear retweeted
Oh No He Didn't 🤯
@ohnohedidnt241h
Tyrese Maxey on whether he changes his baby's diaper: "I'm a big diaper changing guy. I take pride in the speed that I'm able to change a diaper and keep her from crying. So I'm a big diaper change guy, big feed guy, big nap guy. I'm all of it, wake up in the middle of the night, go get it. I do it all man. I try to cherish these moments, cause it feel like already now she trying to crawl and do different things. So she's already moving too fast for me"
Oh No He Didn't 🤯
@ohnohedidnt24Oct 21
LaMelo on being a dad and whether he changes diapers: "Nah my girl do all that. It's love for sure. I definitely did it before it just not my job" 😂
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arielle@ellycelly20h
I think of this often
cly@tribecalledragsOct 27
I think most Sharks fans on here act Like That is because none of them were here for the atrocities of November 2023. They haven't been humbled like that yet
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Jay
@Jay__chiefs10h
This is actually a phenomenal social experiment on false authority over time leading to obedience
whristan
@whristan1Oct 27
Reffing at LA fitness
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Spooky Blaylock 🎃🕷️@velodus21h
Ads during the 1996 World Series: awe look baby, the frogs are saying "Budweiser" Ads during the 2026 World Series: white genocide is threatening the master race
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Cami@CamiCamiLIVEOct 26
Gente o homem apontando a arma e a sombra dele parecendo uma saudação nazista meu Deus
☆Gostosa & Ordinária☆@miiduloOct 26
Os homi ontem simplesmente apontando uma arma pra gente após resultados das eleições.. nosso crime? Gritar Lula da varanda rs 23h35 da noite Falaram que se aquela casa tivesse uma ocorrência iam pensar se iriam, e que quando a gente precisar é pra chamar o Lula rs
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#1 ILITCH HATER@wedringsOct 27
just incredible stuff happening here
angie
@angeltrackpadOct 26
nfl has the browns, nhl has the blues, mlb has the reds. why didn't the nba follow the pattern
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Leaf Trading Cards
@Leaf_CardsOct 26
2026 Leaf Originals Multi-Sport brings the variety with bold designs and must-have autographs. ✍️
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OH HE ATE HIM UP SO BAD LMFAOOO😭😭😭
𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚
@beyoncegarden25 May 2024
what's the nastiest read you've ever seen someone give😭
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Brycen 🏆
@Brycen2047Oct 25
52 yard TD and that shit says 60 yards after the catch I’m crying
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@JtToPeegeeOct 25
Bo nix a 50 yard BOMBBB
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marzy ✨@weirdnotwildOct 25
me and who?
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Now hiring bartenders for my Seattle sports bar! Qualifications: - Must not be familiar with any sports whatsoever - Must not know any channel numbers - Must not know how to operate a television
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Keith Edwards
@keithedwardsOct 25
this is so bleak
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Abz 1644@Abz_AshOct 25
My wiggins figure fell and absolutely postered tf outta Eli Manning
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Rodger Sherman@rodgerOct 25
National Tight Ends Day isn't even a real holiday. the NFL adapted it from a pagan fullback festival held each year at the time of the fall equinox
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cecidrai@cecidraisOct 25
Generational
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Complex
@ComplexOct 25
This cat named ‘Brünnhilde’ was photographed wearing a suit of armor back in 1936 ⚔️ [via/ AdolphWeidhaa]
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Paddington Bear retweeted
Acyn
@AcynOct 25
TRUMP on HIGH GAS PRICES: We’re making money like we’ve never made before. They’ll say: President Trump is bragging about all the money they're making while people are suffering at the pump. I don’t give a damn. We’re making a freaking fortune.
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gianmarco
@GianmarcoSoresiOct 24
It’s incredible the things you don’t realize are sacred until you can no longer rely on them
Jared Holt@jaredlholtOct 23
For fuck’s sake
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NFL
@NFLOct 23
"I said I want it because I want to have y'all's back every single time." Not only did Cairo Santos get his redemption after his missed field goal, but he kicked a new career long to help give the @ChicagoBears the win 🔥 @insidethenfl Week 7 Mic'd Up on X
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