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Grug is gonna invent the goddamn iPhone in the next Croods film and that stupid piece of shit Guy is gonna use it to wipe his ass
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a group of apes have formed super intelligence and are now building their own city, they plan on calling it "chimptopia"
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Obama if he suddenly transformed into Yoda: Ahhh what the fuck why am I so small and my skin is green
(I don’t think suddenly transforming into Yoda would make him speak differently)
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no disrespect to Danny Torrance, but I would have figured out that REDRUM was MURDER backwards in like two seconds
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Digger isn’t the first time we failed original cinema. last year saw the release of a fun, daring film starring Kurt Russell, John Goodman, and Octavia Spencer. most critics didn’t get it, but us Smurf fans know our truth.
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you all really mean the world tome :))) this ac=count has brought me so muhc happiness, i dont think some of u undesrstand how much joy it brings me to hear some of your kind words and how my tweets make you guys feel. you all rock!!!!1!1
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Replying to @IGN
There’s one ape who was unable to escape… #RIPHarambe
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