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all porn in england after november 6
BBW Facesitting now illegal in my country what’s the point of living
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This how it feels to play Deadlock for the first time while high off an edible btw
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86..... he was just a fucking kid
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futch hartman 🏳️‍⚧️ retweeted
Here’s the entirety of “I Love Patrick Stewart”, a featurette on the American Dad Volume 7 DVD, where a bunch of the American Dad cast and crew gush about how much they love Patrick Stewart for 8 minutes And you can really that he was loved, and he loved them back
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futch hartman 🏳️‍⚧️ retweeted
First joke cleared every joke made on actual Weekend Update for the past 10 years lmfao
It’s Weekday Update with your hosts, Colin Toast and Michael ChELMO!
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futch hartman 🏳️‍⚧️ retweeted
Patrick Stewart has passed away at the age of 86.
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futch hartman 🏳️‍⚧️ retweeted
Huge missed opportunity
A24 unveils clear popcorn bucket for ‘YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING.’
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😂😎
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futch hartman 🏳️‍⚧️ retweeted
THIS SLANDER IS SO GOOD I COULD DIE
Ai bubble bursted in china and hoyoverse hasnt teased any newly designed hsr characters in a while 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
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futch hartman 🏳️‍⚧️ retweeted
Yeah boss I animated that kitty litter commercial and made sure to give the cats tons of sexual tension just like you asked
Kitty Party (1978)
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futch hartman 🏳️‍⚧️ retweeted
deadlock in one of its worst states since release and is still rather play it over any game out rn
There will be a balance patch soon, per Yoshi
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Guess who survived 3 years of genocide and is now on his way to achieving his dream of studying nursing
Lorde has removed her discography from Apple Music in Israel.
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legendary thrift find
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I drew a lot of random cats and dogs! How many can you recognise?
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futch hartman 🏳️‍⚧️ retweeted
thank u pop crave
Jack Innanen voted Sexiest TikTok Star in PEOPLE Readers’ Choice Poll.
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futch hartman 🏳️‍⚧️ retweeted
Kinda reminds me of this
everybody fw cnc until you wanna be the rapist
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Was getting killed with a 2K unsecured bag and my abrams went “press two on me Rem” and we got outta there
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‘COYOTE VS ACME’ has officially been submitted for consideration for Best Animated Film at the Oscars. (via: @GoldDerby)
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futch hartman 🏳️‍⚧️ retweeted
every time this comes across my TL i immediately stop what i’m doing and watch it all the way through. this has happened at least 6 times today alone.
SNL UK doing a Nollywood version of Wicked with Cynthia Erivo is the funniest thing they’ve done sorry
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