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Ask Google what Crash Davis believes in. That about sums me up. And I am unapologetically pro-bacon.

South City, St. Louis, Mo
Joined April 2011
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Trash carts weren't picked up at 5205 & 5209 Neosho today, and recycling still hasn't been picked up from last Thurs @stlcsb
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Tim Altepeter retweeted
...on which you are absolutely dying.
What's the word/grammar hill you are absolutely dying on?
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Shout out to a Chi TE who gave me a donut hole with 59 pts to throw around love you bro
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“Tarik Skubal has been traded”
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Apropos of nothing the new motto I live by is Somebody's Gotta Eat That Bacon
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Yes.
If Trump gets elected, does that make the US the most stupid country to have ever existed?
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BREAKING: As voters cast their ballots today, the polls remain tighter than Your Mom
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Seems a good day to put out there that they should have made Election Day a national holiday a long time ago.
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"How do you have patience for people who claim they love America but clearly can't stand Americans?" --The American President (1995) As per usual Sorkin was ahead of his time.
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I've been talked into doing this again before Election Day, so here we go.... I will donate to @KamalaHarris and downballot Democrats $.10 for every like on this tweet, $0.50 for every retweet, and $1 for every follow. (84,726 followers at the start) P.S. I will cut you folks off eventually... and I will do my best to follow back. 😎
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Sorry, our venue isn't big enough for a Kamala rally. We could fit a Trump rally easily, though.
Kamala should do a rally at Four Seasons Total Landscaping I'm dead serious
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fuck tim
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Thank God I can finally see the psychotic rants of the @therealroseanne timeline, but not engage
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This man speaks the truth.
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Best in the franchise imo
🎃'Ernest Scared Stupid' starring Jim Varney premiered in theaters 33 years ago, October 11, 1991
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Me to my daughter when I tell her to plug in her iPad and she ignores me
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working parents are like
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BREAKING: Email address linked to Tim Walz found on hardcore plumbing advice forum
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“Heysha come get your children!” I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time. 🤣 xitter.gq/Canaansdad1987/status/…
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Holy sh*t, never realized how much Freebird needed bagpipes
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