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It’s twitter. Never lose your sense of humor.

Truckee, CA
Joined April 2009
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It doesn’t matter what you tweet. The apotheosis of twitter….
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JoeSchmuckatelli™️🇺🇸 retweeted
I can't belive this didn't work.
I’D LIKE TO REPORT A FUCKING MURDER
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JoeSchmuckatelli™️🇺🇸 retweeted
Elon deleted all his tweets because he thinks everyone is stupid and he can post shit like "Tesla is the most LGBTQ+ friendly workplace in America 🏳️‍🌈" again like none of this happened He's going to prison
I can't belive this didn't work.
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JoeSchmuckatelli™️🇺🇸 retweeted
Replying to @RabbiJeffx
True. He deleted his election-day "Vote red today!" post after the midterm results showed major Republican losses, including in Texas races he heavily funded. Reports confirm that specific post is gone. His account still has many other recent pro-GOP posts and RTs visible.
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The mad king has no clothes
In 24 hours, Trump has gone from being feared to being a laughingstock. Like the debate was a common knowledge moment for Biden, last night was a common knowledge moment for Trump. We all know that we all know that the old man is done.
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How does he still have a job
This should be enough to end his career as a TV host 🤭
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JoeSchmuckatelli™️🇺🇸 retweeted
If Texas turns blue I’m fucking my coworker
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We want hearings. We want subpoenas. We want investigations. We want whistleblowers. We want journalistic exposés. We want key defendants flipping. We want indictments and convictions. We want JUSTICE — and 100% actual accountability for ALL the corruption and crimes.
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Metaphor for musk today
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JoeSchmuckatelli™️🇺🇸 retweeted
All that most Americans want is for corruption to have consequences and for elections to matter. We demonstrated the latter last night, but we had better start cleaning house immediately or we will be back here again. Start with crypto crooks in both parties.
In November 2020, Democrats won a major victory. Then they spent four years squandering it. I swear to God, if you do it again, there is no forgiveness. This time we play for keeps. Pass it on.
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Its Lake Ontario
It’s the Gulf of Mexico.
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Calls Trump a Democrat 🤣
ELECTION NIGHT SHOCKER: Alex Jones Makes a Stunning Accusation About Trump Following Republican Defeats
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JoeSchmuckatelli™️🇺🇸 retweeted
Instead of correcting course, the GOP chose to shoot the messenger and double down on stupid. (This tweet is one year old tomorrow.)
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JoeSchmuckatelli™️🇺🇸 retweeted
If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed.......and we will deserve it.
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Greg Abbott fought for "snag and drown buoys" installed along the Rio Grande river. He was told this would lead to deaths but he didn't care. He sued the Biden administration to do it anyway. Good riddance to that truly awful man.
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JoeSchmuckatelli™️🇺🇸 retweeted
All 3 of them are gone. It’s like taking out the trash.
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I ain’t reading all that but eat a bag of dicks you cuckfuck
One of the things the data analysts on our side obsessed over was "composition"—whether the electorate looked close enough to 2024 for Republicans to win. And despite polls that showed a Democrat blowout, the data kept on telling us the same story: in some states turnout was merely OK, in other states it was downright amazing, and in no state was it catastrophic. There was a genuine sense of optimism on our team: our people were showing up. So, I asked the smartest data guy I know, does that mean we're going to shock the world? "No," he told me. "We might do better than the polls suggest. But the data is telling us that a lot of Trump/Vance 2024 voters are pissed and planning to vote for the other guys. Our voters are turning out, but they may not vote for us." Well, that looks prophetic now. Our voters did show up. In Florida, for example, the electorate was 9 points more Republican than Democrat, just a couple points worse than 2024. Undoubtedly there were places we could have done better on turnout. But the main problem is not turnout. The main problem is that many people who voted for Trump/Vance in 2024 voted for Democrats in 2026. There will be a lot of infighting and arguing over what happened and why that is. One of the pollsters I really respect told me that our economic messaging wasn’t sharp enough down the stretch. I’m sure that’s true. But the real reason we lost is obvious to almost everyone. Another pollster—one of the smartest people I know in politics, told me yesterday we’d lose the generic ballot by 13 points. I felt negative going into Tuesday, but even I was shocked by this. In his polling, he saw that a lot of Trump 2024 voters were angry and planning to vote for Democrats. He asked those voters who had abandoned us what would cause them to come back on our team. The top four answers, accounting for nearly all of the responses were: 1) End the war 2) Focus on cost of living/inflation 3) Put America First 4) Change our relationship to Israel Our voters showed up. And the above four reasons are why many of them voted for Democrats. This is according to a pollster who nailed the results. While many spent Monday attacking Rachel Campos Duffy for calling for a diplomatic resolution to the conflict, it turns out her political advice was sound. (She’s also a great person.) In the next few months, there's going to be a lot of gaslighting. Expect to hear any number of establishment politicians say the solution to our woes is amnesty. I'm open to the idea that we should change enforcement—by focusing more on businesses that hire illegal labor, for instance. But anyone pushing amnesty is lying to you. The reason we lost is the war. The president himself said so last night. If you'd like to argue it was worth it, that losing the Senate for the next 6 years was worth it, then do so. Argue it was a worthwhile cost to pay. Agree or disagree, that's at least honest. But everyone knows why we lost. And any honest conversation about where we go from here must start there. I remain hopeful about our country. To the people who are pissed off and want to say, “I told you so”: you’re right, you did tell us so. Take that energy into electing Republicans who share your worldview. To the people who are just pissed at the results, you should be. Let’s take that anger and get back to the work of saving our country.
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Replying to @Fair_and_Biased
You’ve got it backwards, dumbass. Republicans FAFO’ed. Now you’re going to get annihilated in the midterms if Trump can’t win this Iran war. Texas might even flip blue. Ask your commie friend Orbán about the risks of gerrymandering.
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Replying to @FullOfGraceUS
Trump isn't human? Most people think Melania is an alien. Probably an illegal alien
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JoeSchmuckatelli™️🇺🇸 retweeted
Bad policy, bad character make bad politics: erratic tariffs, impulsive Iran war, blanket pardons, apparent corruption, weaponized justice, ICE brutality, mountainous deficits, hiding Epstein, abandoning allies and coddling enemies. Hoping for a course correction, for the country and for my party.
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