just a little phantom creature in the corner trying to figure things out ● autistic ● 34 ● she/they 👁
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eating lunch in my car cozy style w the rain pouring down and my belly full of warm tamale……. a bitch must fight not to fall asleep
before i say this please remember that im bad at cooking AND chronically ill so this is legit an accomplishment. ok tonight for dinner i chopped brussels sprouts into strips, fried em in butter 8 mins, cracked in 2 eggs, & scrambled all that. im calling it goblin mash & it slaps
joy of the day (the chorus goes especially hard) youtu.be/3AeN-5PXaaQ?si=RLmv…
u can wear a clever little apron all u like while ur baking but it won’t save u from the sinister power of raw egg exploding to land right on ur sock
forgot i drew this until i went looking for something else but it's still relevant
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This is why you should be able to squat 150kg at least because what if a baby elephant wants to ride your back and you don't have enough strength to pick it up. Couldn't be me.
i was at the endodontist today to get a root canal redone (yeah.), and hanging above the patient chair, suspended from the ceiling, was a sort of grown-up mobile of four paper swallows (the bird) and it was really cuuute. i watched them drift and flutter the whole time
learned today of the incredible theme song to The Green Slime (1968) youtube.com/watch?v=Ld_2TI6x…
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It’s very interesting how so many men think of rape/assault as simply a legal line you can’t cross because then you’ll get in trouble. There’s no moral component at all to them.
a coworker is a type of creature who will not wear a mask even if their colleagues are dropping like flies from illness and you all work in a cramped workspace and with the public
if they do wear a mask it’s the most raggedy surgical mask on the planet, comparable in effectiveness to your average cobweb