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Joined March 2009
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Was literally explaining the, "society falls when old men don't plant trees they will never sit under" to my neighbor (boomer) He said he didn't get it and why would he plant trees if won't be around to see them
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James retweeted
i love the glowing apple logo on the new macbook pro so i made it dance to your music and blink when claude needs you backglow.app
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Apple is quietly updating colour science that is a century old, loved going down this rabbit hole on the podcast this week
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BREAKING: Wife supports husband. If your wife doesn’t do this, find a new one.
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Today is my last day as White House Chief of Staff.   Serving President Trump in the White House has been the honor of a lifetime. I’m so proud to have been a part of what we’ve accomplished together from securing our border and cutting taxes to strengthening our economy and putting America First. More than anything, I’m grateful for the extraordinary people I’ve had the privilege of working alongside. While my role may be changing, my commitment to the President and the mission never will.
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President Trump is the most transformative political leader in American History — and he has single-handedly saved America from those who would destroy it. It has been the privilege of my lifetime to have served on his team from Day One, and I am honored beyond words to serve as his White House Chief of Staff. I want to thank the incomparable Susie Wiles for her years of devoted service to the President and the Country, and for her friendship. The mission now is more clear than ever: Fight with all of our soul to support our President and defend this magnificent Republic.
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gold coast is fucking funny
The locations of the world press tour for ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’ have been revealed.
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Replying to @HTX_Studio
@HTX_Studio Explains how the Acoustic Glass audio technology works on the new iPad mini. I haven’t heard it in person yet, but the demo sounds like a pretty huge improvement.
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“The 19th amendment gave voting rights to the TV.”
The 19th amendment gave voting rights to the TV.
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Conservatives still think voting works like Splatoon
Kathy Hochul “won” New York.
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Mi hermano jugando al #OcarinaOfTime me acaba de mandar esto 😂😂😂 #OcarinaofTimeRemake #NintendoSwitch2
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HEY! LISTEN! 🩵🪽 I genuinely cannot believe I get to announce this... I am the English voice of NAVI in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Remake. This tiny fairy has such huge shoes to fill, and I feel so honored to help bring this iconic character and gorgeous game to life!
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Nintendo Switch 2『ゼルダの伝説 時のオカリナ』は本日発売。 #時のオカリナ
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can’t believe this is real
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Brad sends his regards
Republican Rep. Ashley Hinson says young men playing video games in their parents’ basements should not be “mooching off the federal government.” Follow: @AFpost
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Amanda Vanstone as Immigration Minister oversaw what effectively became today’s mass immigration program. Today, she insults young people priced out of the housing market as ‘whingers’. This cretinous type of boomer politics needs to disappear forever.
I'm guessing Amanda Vanstone last had an original thought when she had a BMI of 20.
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"my vote doesn't count"
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If your cocaine dealer shorted you and didn’t supply you with the full amount of product, contact us at 336-373-2222 to file an official complaint.
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Some dude in California running a 3-person company got voters to give him $4.2 billion by authoring a ballot measure, which passed
Something feels a bit iffy about California prop 38. Doing a popular vote proposed by a 3 person non-profit that gives said non profit $4.2B from the public! I hope Gary is great and knows how to spend $4.2B well because it’s done.
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